that's me with pickles

btw my five are, from thumb to pinky: coca-cola, industrial silicone lubricant, 2% cow's milk (cold), potable water, and lava.

as a mayo hater this is so cursed to me

sounds like your MIND has been FREAKED

that's FUCKING right

was it the mini wheats, the multigrain oat squares, or the golden grahams?

one of the best things to come out of vice going bankrupt tbh

thought this might have been posted in /f/dinner for a sec

people must be going nuts at antifa hq. wait until the president of antifa hears about this.

when i was a kid i would take plain slices of white bread and roll them into a dense doughy ball and i called them bread balls and ate them

for what it's worth, early covid and about three years years after the start covid were kind of minor collapses, at least for some subsections of the industry

i've also started to think maybe one of the things that prevents actual collapse is the yearly mass layoffs. the financial distress of what would be a collapse is instead passed onto laborers, so we're basically having a collapse every year while businesses cruise above that with great end-of-fiscal-year numbers since they cut so much staff.

which... sucks. a big whole lot lmao

thanks for this <3

how is this not a joke....

I try to talk to my neighbor but he is so dang reclusive. I'm going to try to offer him a burger next time i fire up the grill when it gets warmer.

did you get your wisdom teeth out or something?

i'm already at my limit trying to keep myself together so thanks for the guilt trip i guess