that doesn't rhyme!!

guanyin-approved!

i feel like the term is used derogatorily less often these days which is nice

like there are certainly risks in moving in with someone super early but fuck man gotta find what joy you can in this hell of an earth

you took my silly joke and turned it into art

i was one of the weirdos who liked calibri but i find aptos way nicer

arial nova is good too though i'm not a big fan of the r

who knew a switch game could come out in 2024 that runs at 60 fps

reminds me of how the inventor of petroleum jelly ate a spoonful of the stuff every day and died at 96 lol

run escape

i don't think most of us are warmongering generals constantly in contention with our nation's senate lol

when i sleep on my back i have a pillow under my knees for support and don’t use a pillow for my head, or maybe sometimes just a small tube shaped one under my neck. i used to have a pillow under my lumbar too but i feel my body doesn’t want that anymore lately

because every body is different you kinda gotta experiment to see what works best for you

it's not a secret!

i mean i'm 36 so i'm not old old but i'm pretty sure i'm #olds old

i have not heard this song before.

child you are making me feel SO OLD right now