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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
At the very least unless you're both farting at the same time, two are probably closed.
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Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
Oh, nice! You're already gatekeeping! Really getting into the spirit of the place!
(I don't really know anything about force femme or force masc, I just went with the vibe I picked up from the first few posts I saw in here)
All my posts were riffing on "you're being turned in to a man. Your beliefs are becoming so ridiculous and patently unreasonable" I guess.
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Reply to You're walking down the street. A man behind you is walking faster and starts whistling, so you know he's there, out of self consciousness of being perceived as a threat. Take your T, shed your skin, and you too can whistle self consciously at night. by twovests
I shuffle my feet on the ground so my steps are louder for this actually.
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Reply to comment by twovests in Getting called "Paid Actor" by Linus Torvalds by nitori
And the fucked up thing is he's genuinely much better than he used to be.
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak! You can hurt my body but you cannot change my mind!
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Reply to comment by nitori in Why is microwaving tea frowned upon? I'm not racist, but my microwaved tea always turns out just fine. by cowloom
I think technology connections has a video where he says that while he thinks it sucks to do that, it's pretty energy efficient because the heat gets beamed directly into the water as opposed to using a coil stove. This assumes you don't have an electric kettle.
I might be wrong about the contents of this video. https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c?si=EKY61S8BddZ0AOKH
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FACT CHECK: I didn't already know.
We rate this claim: PANTS ON FIRE
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Reply to comment by twovests in Controversial Opinion: The Pickle Rick episode is actually good by Moonside
The pickle rick episode is obviously about how rick does all this crazy crap because he's trying to do anything possible to avoid his feelings but the whole show is quite obviously about the same thing. The whole show is about how even tho he's got near godlike powers, his real nemesis is himself and his own egotism, which is a defense mechanism to help him avoid feeling grief and loss, and he can sometimes kind of recognize part of this but he can't really accept it about himself or overcome it long term. That episode is just the most explicit about it.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
no 😈
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
Your favorite kind!! 😈
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Elizabeth Warren is electable if you vote for her!
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Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in How does Samus's right arm fit inside the cannon by cowloom
Or maybe it uses the same technology as a pokeball.
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Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Megapolis Offical Moving Review by I_got_killed_one_time
It seemed like the confused dream of an extremely conservative old man on psychadelics. I don't really think even if I could follow it that it would have been worth following tbh.
It's really too bad, he's made a lot of classic movies. This is likely to be his last one and it's a real stinker.
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Reply to comment by cowloom in How does Samus's right arm fit inside the cannon by cowloom
i can't believe you're asking me to cite my sources, this is so undignified
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The cannon isn't hollow. The firing mechanism is actually quite small and fits around her arm easily.
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If anyone asks you just tell them I said it's OK.
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Reply to You look like this by ___
FUCK yuo!
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Reply to comment by nitori in 😔 by flabberghaster
Honestly don't know anything about touhou at all so I don't get your joke 😔
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Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
but what if someone finds out I don't know how to get somewhere? They'll laugh at me. They'll think I'm some kinda fool.