it's that kind of steel mill

i fixed the issues with cdn hosting some time ago, so that could be a viable alternative if postmill is upgraded here.

i feel this. it hasn't even been a day into 2023, and i've already breathed in plastic fumes by accidentally placing a pot of creme fraiche on a hot, ceramic stove while making lasagne

anyone else reading this in 2023

proud of u

Shame you have such exclusionary policies. I would like to discuss motorcycles, but I am not a gentleman; I am a crouton.

Carbon fibres are bad for aerodynamics and longevity. I'll be boycotting your company until you make car parts out of crouton.

cold-pressed?

that's so sad. here's the world's smallest crouton:

🍞

tl;dr: with your tongue

i predict the 2023 post will be the last of the golden era of new years posts. the 2024 post will be met with mixed reactions by critics, with new york times reviewer Dave Tessler proclaiming it 'unfunnier and less interesting than we think'. this decline in quality will last until the 2027 post, which is widely acclaimed as a new standard for posts everywhere.

hey, now that's unfair. UK police do important surveillance work, such as fathering children with the animal rights activists they are spying on for some reason.

This is what a laser does, through "stimulated emission" (i am not joking, that is what it's called) of electromagnetic radiation!

lasers are jizzing light bulbs. got it.

börk

fool. that is clearly just a subforum masquerading as a less subby forum.

if jstpst is so great, why isn't there a jstpst 2

there's quite a number of people who've asked for help setting up postmill in the matrix channel, and i've seen a few blog posts that also discuss setting it up. so it's possible there's quite a few, but since there's no telemetry or phoning home, idk

hello, yes please change the water cannon to be an ink cannon, and also change mario to be a squid. thank you.

i think the workers ordered by doug evans to go around chasing bugs in the office might also remember juicero

the t is for twovests

and the other t is also for twovests