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omgggg I'm so happy it's working out!!
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omg that rules!!
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I love myself
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JUST
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TIME TO GO FULL ANIME
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Reply to Rules v0.1 for The Die of Consequences, rules to add strategic depth to party games with judging mechanics by devtesla
Rethinking the game to use drawing cards from a standard deck split into black and red cards.
Black cards are drawn and kept for when the judge finds you the funniest, and red cards are drawn and kept when you're most controversial. Like before, Consequences are a 50/50 change to get a strike (or two if you're a double winner), and three strikes total means you're Canceled, which also works the same as before.
Task execution order: black card effect -> red card effect -> Consequences
Black Card Effects:
(♠️, ♣️) 1-5: Add 5 to the card value and add that to your score.
(♠️, ♣️) 6-10, J, Q: Add the card value to your score. Jacks is 11, Queens is 12.
(♠️, ♣️) K : Quote dunk - If you did not also get the red card: Gain 15 points, and player with the red card loses 10 in addition to whatever they get from their card. If you have both cards: choose a player to lose 10 points.
♣️ A : Unexpectedly wholesome - 10 points, plus 5 for every strike you have.
♠️ A : Milkshake ducked - Gain 10 points, but lose fifteen points for every strike you have.
Red Card Effects:
(♥️, ♦️) 1-5: Add the card value to your score.
(♥️, ♦️) 6-10: Double the card value, but this card has a Consequences effect.
(♥️, ♦️) J: Standom - If you did not also get the black card: Gain 15 points, and the player with the blue card loses 15 points. If you have both, gain 10 points and 5 points for every strike. Either way, flip for Consequences.
(♥️, ♦️) Q : Offensively funny / no one liked that - If you also gained the black card this round, add 10 to the amount you gained from the black card and double the total, then add that to your score. If you did not gain the black card, gain no points, and flip for Consequences.
(♥️, ♦️) K : Unexpectedly vicious - If this is your first red card, gain 10 points and then 3 for every Black card you have. If you have gotten a red card and are not canceled, lose 5 points, and flip for Consequences. If you have been canceled, gain 10 points plus 5 for every strike.
♦️ A : Getting away with it - Gain 20 points, no Consequences
♥️ A : 14.87.233.76 - Immediately get two strikes
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Video games are real universes and if you reset them that means what you did didn't happen. I've only seen two endings of Undertale
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Outside Peach's Castle in Mario 64
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you see a glimpse of things getting cool but it's not actually there yet Lol
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Moms are Tough by devtesla
it truly went from an excruciating experience in the first third to absolutely sublime in the last third. don't think any other game has done that lmao.
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fiancé dog
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I fucking proposed on the back of a fucking horse carriage tonight what the fuck
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hot drinks
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U did a post... waow
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Reply to imagine how much better the internet would be without content mills, especially the ones with computer generated "content" by hollyhoppet
Google should just not list them!!!
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2fa keys rule, you can unlock your password manager with them
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thinking of all the weird photoshops people will make with fishing cap jokes
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why would a zero take up space???
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weird annoying article, don't think anything they think is going to happen will come to pass!
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in The New Internet We can Expect, Not the One We Want by LG836
The line about communism leading to starvation too was also ?????
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Reply to me🤓irl by hollyhoppet
Lol I don't even discuss music enough to really understand this meme but I love it
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There's a distinct pleasure in it.
Glad you're enjoying yourself Lol
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Reply to the best programming language for philosophers is whython by hollyhoppet
the best programing language for detectives is whothon