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Reply to as a fellow creator of an internet platform that might be used to distribute wallpapers, i pledge to always drive <35mph in an 80mph zone in order to promote jstpst or any other brands by flabberghaster
That sounds like a good plan! Can you drift while driving at that speed?
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Reply to comment by twovests in can someone tell me how valid a "mental health day" is by twovests
unless the basement represents masculinity, I think you should brave it and head down
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in as a fellow creator of an internet platform that might be used to distribute wallpapers, i pledge to always drive >195 mph in a 35 zone in order to promote jstpst or any other brands by 500poundsofnothing
okay cool yes DRIFT LIKE HELL
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Look I don't think this is good advice, but it's all I have: Be gay do crimes
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Reply to the fucking needle is back by twovests
The fucking needle driven into my back
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My apologies for the delay, fucker
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Reply to http://www.crouton.net by canadapleasure
crouton pleasure mmmm
canada crouton yuck
either way i do not speak french so your spam cannot work on me!
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in Remember the Christian God cannot see below the earth so it doesn't count as murder if it's underground. by flabberghaster
They can see the act but only God can determine murder.
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Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster
It's just so frustrating that dudes do all this shit that make women distrust us ally dudes !!
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I can do the second one but oh shit am I interruptible
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Making my bed every morning is a personal depression-o-meter. If I'm making my bed things are clicking, if I'm neglecting that I need to figure out what is getting me down
I cannot let gender into my bed!!
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Reply to comment by ___ in i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by ___
niiiice!
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Reply to i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by ___
do you still have that power after you take the pill?
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I've known you for long enough to believe anything you say 💚
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Reply to You make a joke that you know is wrong by cute_spider
sorry if this one is too real
Submitted by cute_spider in orced_masculinization (edited )
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Reply to comment by cowloom in you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet
🙋♂️ its me
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Reply to Posting is very good lately by nomorepie
Yeah feels like we had an influx of really good posters lately 💚
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Reply to comment by cowloom in You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider
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Reply to your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it by cowloom
god help you if you ingest even one soybean
Oh this is good, I could really use God's help rn
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Reply to it's almost friday by hollyhoppet
It's friday now so today I am driving to disney world