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Reply to comment by anethum in Intro | What football will look like in the future by twovests
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Reply to comment by ___ in aaaaaaggghghhhghaghhghghghghgggngfghfgfhhhh by ___
Rats! Should have gone with my second instinct! Always change your answer!
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Reply to aaaaaaggghghhhghaghhghghghghgggngfghfgfhhhh by ___
mmmmm that sounds like the garble of a romantic frustration or maybe academic? No, I think romantic
mmmmmmm
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For my internet lie, I made cute little hexagons very subtly float up in the background of my company's internal data center.
It strikes a very good balance between subtle and whimsical, I am very very proud.
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in i turned myself into a communist, morty! i'm hammer and sickle rick! by hollyhoppet
Later:
EVERYONE WAS GOING TO GET CAKE! Isn't that the point of communism, Rick? That everybody gets a little big of everything? Or something? How is it communist if you just ate the entire cake? What are you even trying to prove? L-l-l-look man I don't know a lot about communism, I have read the... the Karl Marx book or anything, but I think you're just being selfish, man. I think you're just using communism to ignore everyone else's... rights?... to their private property?
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Ooh oh oh oh Jeez Rick, is this about the fight we had yesterday? About the Doritos? Look I-I-I-I'm sorry I ate those and I'll try to respect your private property in the future but PLEASE don't do this today? On my birthday? I'm gonna get.... aw jeez you're going to repossess all my presents, aren't you...
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Reply to i've stopped talking to my cats in a fake scottish accent. now i talk to them in a fake southern US one instead. by emma
dang ole kitty kats get off them counter whatre yall even doin you oughtta know better dang it git
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Reply to the new food pyramid just dropped by hollyhoppet
are macroplastics not good for you?
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Reply to magnum-opus-posting: eating a tube of toothpaste a day for five years to prove flouride toxicity is fake by twovests
Yeah I would read the top comments on that post
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die cis bus
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Reply to clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests
I have much less clarity on your Christmas stance.
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Reply to comment by anethum in Balatro suggestion (balatro spoilers) by cute_spider
You can not.
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Reply to Balatro suggestion (balatro spoilers) by cute_spider
feelin' shame that I only got 4.5 billion as my top hand on this seed
Submitted by cute_spider in killallgames
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Reply to Ooooo weeeeeee ooooooo by flabberghaster
Uh oh
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Reply to "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
The smiles on the faces of children are fascist. The warmth of a fire and the love of your family are fascist.
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Reply to I just learned that sometimes the things people say aren't fully accurate to the best of their knowledge, sometimes without even the intent to deceive by flabberghaster
What's worse is that in society you are supposed to say things confidently even when you are not confident in your understanding of the topic.
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Last time this noise cropped up, I engaged and escalated and that went badly. This time, I'm gonna ignore video games.
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Reply to comment by neku in Unfortunate news from cute_spider_game_studio by cute_spider
stock is up 122% even though we have no current revenue and now no future prospects
buy buy buy
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The way it was meant to be played!!
But yeah that's really perfect - porting Nintendo's failed 3D project to its next-best 3D platform 🤣
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Reply to i have collected all Three diagnostic letters for Trans Gender by ___
Birth Certificate, Drivers Licence.... which is the third? 🤔