cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM (edited on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM)

Reply to you can't recall the last time you washed your bed sheets by cowloom

Making my bed every morning is a personal depression-o-meter. If I'm making my bed things are clicking, if I'm neglecting that I need to figure out what is getting me down

I cannot let gender into my bed!!

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by victoria in i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by victoria

niiiice!

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM

Reply to i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by victoria

do you still have that power after you take the pill?

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM

Reply to i hate having to cite my sources. just trust me dude by neku

I've known you for long enough to believe anything you say 💚

cute_spider OP wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM

Reply to You make a joke that you know is wrong by cute_spider

sorry if this one is too real

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM

Reply to comment by cowloom in you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet

🙋‍♂️ its me

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM (edited on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM)

Reply to You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing

yes i do

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM

Reply to Posting is very good lately by nomorepie

Yeah feels like we had an influx of really good posters lately 💚

cute_spider OP wrote on October 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM (edited on October 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM)

Reply to comment by cowloom in You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider

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cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM

Reply to your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it by cowloom

god help you if you ingest even one soybean

Oh this is good, I could really use God's help rn

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM

Reply to you're going to pee standing up without lifting up the toilet seat by cowloom

I am going to pee without lifting up the toilet seat but that's just because I plopped down so I didn't manage to do this masculinization.

oh which is good because I also washed my hands so I double-failed this masc

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM

Reply to Youre gonna do a Man Thing! by oneviolence

Yeah no problem, I'm gonna do what I assume my dad expects instead of standing up for myself and doing what I would rather.

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM

Reply to comment by devtesla in works of studio Fullbright by devtesla

okay so Toilet Spiders is anti-spider, is that right?

cute_spider wrote on October 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM

Reply to you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat by 500poundsofnothing

Yeah I think if I could land an early Brainbuster or DDT on the grizzly bear then I could dovetail that momentum into a victory

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM

Reply to What music genres do you all like? by cowloom

They Might be Giants is a genre right?

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM

Reply to if you don't do something productive today, I will make you watch at least 2 platitude-packed "self help" seminars by cowloom

Yeah that sounds perfect I love awful shit like this!

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 5:09 PM (edited on October 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM)

Reply to Working at the same place for like 20+ years sounds crazzyyyy, I can not imagine the world i am to advance through having any where near that kind of stability by I_got_killed_one_time

I have a living/employment situation that theoretically could work out for 20 years and I am clinging to this like a tick clings to the ass of a pig

edit: plus my job involves education so I don't even feel too much guilt about this

cute_spider wrote on October 9, 2024 at 4:08 AM (edited on October 9, 2024 at 4:09 AM)

Reply to would it be weird if i just picked up litter in the woods? by hollyhoppet

I did that during the pandemic (the trash people on my street were very sloppy) and it was very therapeutic and nobody confronted me about it

cute_spider wrote on October 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM

Reply to comment by cute_spider in *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence

Like, are you gonna punch me? I felt really proud of how tough I sounded with that retort and now I think I feel like you've forgotten about me. I feel like this was going to be really cool and badass and now it's awkward and maybe a little pathetic