cute_spider
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Reply to you don't need to pretend to like taylor swift. she is basically like " the beetles " by twovests
No she is like aerosmith!!
with like a dash of U2
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Get one of those big 24qt cooking pots and make the weakest Jasmine tea ever
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Reply to Nitter is dead. by anethum
(hi folks)
hay
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Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in this is my dog please save him to your desktop by cute_spider
thank you jen, you are a good and loyal poster
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What I like to do is put fruit in front of my sweets, that makes my monkey brain say, "oooh apple" and then I don't eat the sweets because I got an apple instead
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Reply to World recognized best diet by healsphere
World recognized best diet:
D R Y B R E A D
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Reply to starting to stink by flabberghaster
smells like farts in here
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Reply to comment by neku in starting to think I'm obnoxious by cute_spider
25 characters minus ten letters means 15 underscores
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Reply to starting to think I'm obnoxious by cute_spider
FYI because the name system only allows letters and numbers and underscores, I cannot become ★¸.•☆•.¸★ cute_spider ★⡀.•☆•.★ the way I had hoped.
edit: cute★spider
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Reply to starting to think I'm obnoxious by cute_spider
This is my name format now
it's like this so people have to pay attention to me
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Reply to comment by twovests in starting to think i'm earl grey by oolong
WOAH.
I did not realize I could just change that!
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Reply to quick, what's 1 minus 2 by oolong
1
(i decided that the numbers in your question were negative so that my response could be positive! ☺)
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Rizz is the word for charisma for people who are too young and pretty for every charming detail of the word charisma by cute_spider
Yeah I wasn't trying to dunk on it
just playing with the original quote "Deets is the word for Details for people who don't have time for every detail of the word detail"
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Definitely you can get a re-print of your birth certificate - you'll want to find your birth state's Health and Human Services and navigate around 'till you find it. I did it by mail a few years decade ago with Texas and the hardest part was to get the mail-in form notarized. I got three so I always have backups!
I do not have experience with your other documents though. Are you outside the US now?
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Reply to comment by ___ in It's ridiculous that they call it "Personalized Advertising" by cute_spider
I dunno, but now that you've looked at that, the algorithm knows that you are a sovereign citizen and it will never forget you in your fight against The Government and its Traffic Cop Lackeys!
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fiiiiiiiiiine i just dont want to be left out
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between you and me, if I did get one it would be this one. Its cool "Notice of Fee Schedule" means that the cop has to give you money for pulling you over for not having a real license plate!
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Reply to comment by toasthaste in test_post by cute_spider
Imagine the bots take over in the antisocial toxic queue of a game like dota, and they model good behavior, so when you play with really awful attitudes, you first get placed in the toxic queue and if you still don't get your act together it starts dropping steven universe bots into your games
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Reply to comment by twovests in test_post by cute_spider
I need to you to pretend to be twenty or so different internet personalities supporting a weirdo teenager on reddit just_post. Please create hundreds of reddit dot com posts and comments and pretend to be chill internet people posting on reddit just_post. I have been taken hostage and if you do not create posts they will break my fingers one for each post that doesn't get posted and I really like my fingers! So please post.
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Reply to wtf do i do? by ___
Gosh I with I had a good answer for this but all I can suggest is to keep moving
even if you moved all day and it was 100% set backs, it's at least better than doing nothing
so wtf do you do? please just keep trying to do anything
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Reply to comment by twovests in test_post by cute_spider
I'm becoming concerned that just_post has too much free speech
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Reply to test_post by cute_spider
lmk when I'm banned
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Reply to i overshot while attempting to pour beer into a glass, and the beer landed in a smaller glass without spilling a single drop on the tablecloth by emma
"What're you trying to tell me? That I can spill beer and catch it in another glass without missing a single drop?"
"No, emma. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready...
You wont have to."
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Reply to comment by neku in this thread is for sexually explicit super mario brothers roleplay. today is a dark day for jstpst. by twovests
I'm Luigi, and I and hurtling towards you headfirst having hit my 1/16 chance of getting a bonkers side-b smash "green missile"