I find listening to heavy metal music helps me deal with my feelings of frustration. YMMV.

Public libraries are just about free (a library card only costs a couple dollars), but in general our museums cost money. The Smithsonian and the Crystal Bridges are the only large museums I can think of off the top of my head that have free admission. I think state and national parks would be a better example of free public spaces.

and camed my pants

We was lookin for some fellas to do a job, see. We's thought ya mighta wanted a piece of the action, see.

nyeeeh where ya been fella?

I feel proud that I actually got this niche reference

Yeah, emulators are amazing! I recently put some emulators on my phone and my 3DS, so now I can play Genesis games on the go. It's amazing how far technology has come!

And that's cool, I'll have to check out Devil's Dice sometime!

Oh nice!

lots of good suggestions in here, but I'd also recommend Sonic Spinball. it's way more fun than you'd expect from a spin-off game, and the graphics and music are great.

This is a good tip; I knew about the pasta water helping the sauce stick to the pasta, but I never thought to use it to clean out the jar. I'll definitely be trying this next time!

Honestly I can't think of any. I've improved my life over the past few years in all the ways I'm able to control, so I guess my resolution is to keep up the good work?

Aside from the typical family drama, yes I did!

Same, unfortunately