I don't get it but I recognise that it is a good joke, thank you for the post

I choose to believe that I knew her name was Joy and punned on it deliberately.

I don't hugely understand why they would be wanting to delay the news but I hope to dog that if and when she dies and it is announced it leads to the dissolution of the monarchy in this garbage country. Any of the possible successors are far less popular with the monarchist crowd and I hope we can leverage that into a removal.

As a tangentially related aside, I've been trying to avoid calling the so-called "royal family" by their titles, and referring to them instead by their full names like celebrities.

woah! bat man! I'm his 2586784th biggest fan!

This I love to hear! Second hand joy.

don't have time or patience to workshop an all your base/amazon being taken over by jstpst crossover so I'm just gonna throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks:

• instead of CATS, it's DOGS
• "How are you Jeff Bezos" scans pretty well in place of "how are you gentlemen"
• someone set up us the wow(?)

Please use the above components and contribute your own to construct your own amusing post in your mind.

I came in ready to defend THAC0 but it's ok you didn't mention that.

it'll never catch on

lovely to hear from ya! I was thinking about you the other day and hoping you were well :)

Honestly? I'm thinkin' arby's

oh! oh! I love 2 hear it! I'm afraid I have no advice but I am rooting for you!

well, I appreciate the honesty

Oh! Hi solid snake from the metal gear solid franchise. Have you seen hoppet around at all? I want to tell her that she's super cool!

Harmoknight is a real fun and cute rhythm game by Game Freak. Probably my favourite 3DS game.

Also The World Ends With You is a DS game but imo playing it on a DS or 3DS is the way to go rather than the newer ports without the absolutely buck wild control scheme so if that one passed you by and you like RPGs and weird control schemes then I would suggest that.

your fave is problematic: John Darnielle

• Wants to bribe the officials
• Is going to kill all the judges
• It's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage

my hot take is that we already have crypto and it's called runescape gp

I'd shop local more often if the receipts had a picture of an ape smoking a blunt on them

can we please all just go back to forums when discord dies a death

this one's a perfect 10

it's true and you should say it

whoever loses the duel... will be benned

these are both bangers, thanks for posting!

edit: I just finished listening to the most unwanted song and I am one of the 200. it SLAPS

get a load of that dog!

cool kids watch frog cartoon

by which I mean, I watched it and it's good

sending you hugs if you're into that sort of thing, or good vibes if you don't want hugs!