I read this in stewart lee's voice

god being a plumber or electrician sounds amazing tbh, you get to work with your hands, fixing stuff for people, and yet I could definitely turn it all off when I get home

I think the only thing that could "improve" this diagram is if it had breadtube on there somewhere

the best way to drink coca cola is out of a room temperature can, people who put cans in the fridge are baffling to me

don't have any

I only drink out of soda cans now, it helps me drink less, and also coke from big bottles tastes significantly worse than coke from a room temperature can which is the correct way to drink it.

and yeah if I were to get a vehicle I would get one with lots of space because I often need to transport things

my favourite pair of shoes was a pair of vans, it had dogs all over it

thank u pocket dog

I LOVE THIS

one thing I LOVE about early home microcomputers is how ingenious storing data as an analogue stream was, like I'm aware of cassette tapes, flexi disc records coming free with magazines, and radio broadcasts as ways of distributing data. I'll admit, DOS on a record is a new one.

Also what's cool is because it just cares about the audio and not where it's coming from, you can easily load programs onto your old computers with an MP3 played off a smartphone, which is so fucking cool.

woah, this is just like my favourite website!

if we're being practical, legs! I get fatigued super easily and find walking more than a short distance to be a) hard and b) tiring, so some robo legs would be rad! I'm mad as hell that electric scooters are illegal here because I think it would honestly be the perfect mode of transportation for short trips to the shops for me.

if we're being aesthetic, I'd replace my left arm with a cool metal arm with a cool design.

back in the brexit referendum I did vote for the third option to dissolve the UK in acid and me with it, but nothing seems to have come from that :(

as far as you know

that's very kind to give hoppet some socks

I just replaced all my socks and I gotta say, new socks + taking them off ASAP is a great match

in a swamp//or in a bog//there's nothing finer//than a frog!

I enjoy that I have already watched this video. This is right up my alley.

- me, since late march

it was a wonderful cinematic experience that's for sure!!

also the fact that there exists multiple dos-era PC cards that work as sort of console-replacement dealies is so wild to me

yknow, as an art exhibit this is fucking cool as hell, but as a consumer product it's silly.

I drew a graph of my coding stuff too

                              Time ----------------------->
Thinking about how cool it will be to have made something =============================================>

downloading game engines and never using them ======================>

actually coding anything

not that I would get into this situation for multiple reasons but if I did somehow manage it I would simply accept my new life rather than take the angle grinder approach.