there was a time in my life where you could reduce me to such fits of laughter that I would cry simply by saying the words "soggy cat"

I really like John Wick. I also quite liked the spinoff Hotel Artemis. I love action movies though, and I also love Keanu Reeves. I think calling the fight scenes "pretty good" is an understatement though! One of the things that makes John Wick work so well is that imo the fight scenes have a sense of place and a sense of actual real physicality that's missing from a lot of modern action movies. It's no The Matrix, but the choreography is pretty excellent imo!

a professional quote maker, that is

you should be

GONK: A Star Wars Story

and tomorrow it will be just post sunday

it's just post saturday

gay as hell to have nipples imo

I guess it's basically the same thing as the kool aid pods, but maybe squash/cordial? Get some with no added sugar/sugar free of course.

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Remember Assassins Creed 1? Remember Metroid Prime 2? Remember Smash Bros 3 (Brawl?) Remember Halo 4? Remember V for Vendetta? That wasn't even a game, it was just a good movie

Remember king kong? Remember Ferris Bueller? Remember War Games and Back to the Future?

unironically that would rule

They also refer to a man from Brussels, and while it may be located in Belgium and not Germany, German is an official language of Belgium.

I think every post should have some comment ideas for if we're stuck what to say

throw the stone, maurice

that was a much much better joke than mine, wish I'd thought of it

and yes you're right, I mark the slow decline of TF2 as beginning with the WAR! update personally

at first I was like "haven't I already read this post?"

but I was tricked by the ol' juicero switcheroo!

thanks, I did a little mischievous "tee hee" when I thought of it and knew it must be Posted

it's definitely better than having to visit it in person

I think the elites might only want you to know certain things about juicero

glitch finders everywhere are letting me know this tech works on some other websites too, such as pizzahut.com and papajohns.com. I think we're reaching the human limit for food types this works on though, it's unlikely we'll find any way to get, say, chinese food delivered like this, barring new discoveries.

my pro cooking tip is that you can trick someone else into making and bringing you food by going to dominos.com and inputting a cheat code (you will find the cheat code written on a small piece of plastic inside your wallet, mine is blue)

Context: there is a creature called Creeper in Morrowind, he is a Scamp, who are usually enemies but he is nice and you can talk to him. He has a little drum. One of his greetings is "Don't want to work, just want to bang my drum". Another of his greetings is "I'm creeping!". Since you wrote about just using drums, my morrowind-poisoned brain thought of creeper and banging on his drum. Thanks for reading.

i'm creeping!