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twovests wrote
Reply to ok lets brainstorm. what is the funniest possible result based on the situation as it stands by neku
"Trump has dementia" was never a political lolz. His father died of it, Trump is 78 and i'm terrible shape. Musk and co have already picked up the baton of MAGA.
I can't believe we're going to see a fucking JD Vance presidency
cute_spider wrote
Reply to the fucking needle is back by twovests
The fucking needle driven into my back
Jenheadjen wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
the twists and turns of the democratic process....
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
NOV 5 - 1852 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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HAHA JUST KIDDING
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
NOV 5 - 1851 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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HARRIS SWEEP
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
NOV 5 - 1850 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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MAJOR EARTHQUAKE TO IMPACT EAST COAST, POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH BALLOT COUNTING
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twovests wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in "No ethical consumption" was never supposed to be an excuse for making the shittiest choices by cowloom
Exactly correct. I think the "corporations produce greenhouse gasses, carbon footprint is a myth" is actually just corporate propaganda.
Individuals have carbon footprints which have a small impact on climate change and a large impact on their local environment.
If individuals focused on their individual carbon footprint, it would be good, but it would mean buying less, and that would impact their bottom line.
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in i voted for goku by hollyhoppet
Oh, I thought it was telling Satan to vote.
flabberghaster wrote (edited )
Reply to "No ethical consumption" was never supposed to be an excuse for making the shittiest choices by cowloom
Ten million percent! This has been a huge bugbear of mine for so long.
I also feel like people use the whole "the top ten corporations produce most of the green house gas" thing as an excuse not to be better. Yes there's systemic issues and we shouldn't waste our time trying to scold people who individually make very little difference. But a collective is made up of individuals acting in concert, and if you make the worst decisions you're still part of the problem, even tho you shouldn't be expected to solve the crisis alone.
Even if you don't care about the killing of animals, it's still a good idea to eat less meat from the perspective of greenhouse gas emissions. You don't get to say "chevron pollutes more than me" when eating meat is probably among the most carbon intensive things most people do.
Also, those corporations burn so Mich carbon to sell stuff to people. They're doing it partly to satisfy consumer demand.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
NOV 5 - 1630 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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I FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE. +1🥥
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
NOV 5 - 1550 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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UH OH. +1🍊. WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE TO SEE A NEEDLE WOBBLE
cowloom wrote
Reply to i voted for goku by hollyhoppet
i did what this forum told me to, and voted for Mr. Satan
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions by twovests
Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker
NOV 5 - 1230 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
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"SEVEN IS BETTER" MOBILE USERS TURN OUT IN DROVES FOR A SHORTER TRACKER. THEY SAY "WE DON'T WANT TO SCROLL" AND "YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TWENTY". WELL, FUCK YOU, MOBILE USERS
cowloom OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in tonight we find out if I'm opening my celebratory bottle of wine, or my "we're so fucked" bottle of vodka by cowloom
I guess I should clarify I don't actually have either of those bottles, it's just a metaphor for how I'm feeling
twovests wrote (edited )
Reply to tonight we find out if I'm opening my celebratory bottle of wine, or my "we're so fucked" bottle of vodka by cowloom
my friend group has improved significantly since i cut out the "nothing changes for me personally (i am white and wealthy) so who cares"
i am quite anxious. not using drugs at all-- gotta be on my toes, can't be sick this week
might take a few days to find out though
twovests OP wrote
Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker
NOV 3 - 1530 ET
HARRIS TRUMP
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NET +2🥥 SHOWING A BIG IMPROVEMENT IN HARRIS ODDS
twovests OP wrote (edited )
Some alternate realities we could have been living in:
NOV 2 - 11AM ET
BERNIE JEB!
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flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Bernie Sanders released this video, what do you think? --- "I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" Here is my answer: by twovests
No that's who I mean. Labour won in Parliament by purging the left, and then just sitting there and letting the conservative party shit itself.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Bernie Sanders released this video, what do you think? --- "I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" Here is my answer: by twovests
Asking genuinely-- who is Starmer? I tried googling it and only get the recent UK PM, who I figure isn't the same playbook.
In either case, I really still get the impression that she could've won over more support than she'd lose if she, e.g. just allowed the one Palestinian speaker at the DNC.
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Bernie Sanders released this video, what do you think? --- "I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" Here is my answer: by twovests
I suspect she's trying the Starmer playbook (which is the standard dem one). Just try to not say anything that gets you a negative news cycle and be the alternative while you let your opponent be horrible.
For this she needs to not piss off the big donors or corporate class, and they tend to be pro Zionism. The fact that most people aren't is one thing, but the fact that the news media, advertisers, and big donors tend to be means if she says she supports reigning in Israel's actions, that's gonna create a news cycle or risk turning off the donors.
This is the same reason dems never do good things. M4A is popular among the populace, but unpopular among the rich donors, and if they went for it their more conservative opponents would get the donations instead if them and then beat them.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Bernie Sanders released this video, what do you think? --- "I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" Here is my answer: by twovests
Yeah; I agree a lot with what Bernie has to say (and I wish we had gotten him in 2016 or 2020) but this is how I feel too. I don't think it's exaggeration to say that this election is existential for me personally, but even then, I couldn't vote for her. I ended up voting for Clauda de la Cruz as a protest vote.
I live in a normally-blue state that could feasibly swing red by the protest vote. If dems lose easy blue states to protest votes, maybe they'll start meeting voters where they're at, instead of bowing to AIPAC and evangelical Christians.
I can't stop thinking about how many votes Harries left on the table. We saw the Uncommitted National Movement do a huge amount of organizing during the primaries, mobilizing otherwise-unlikely voters in amazing numbers in swing states, preparing easy wins for Harris on a platter when she took the candidacy. She threw away hundreds of thousands of unlikely voters -- and likely the election -- because she loves genocide too much.
The "less genocide is still genocide" argument is reductionist but true. I think we're going to have four years of seeing what "more genocide" looks like. Even if the Dems go way left, the issue might be moot by 2028.
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to Bernie Sanders released this video, what do you think? --- "I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" Here is my answer: by twovests
He's not wrong. Obviously trump is worse. We know this. But I'm not voting for genocide.
Fuck the democrats for playing chicken every four years with the presidency. Why are they engaging in this deeply unpopular war and then making it everyone else's fault when they lose? Fuck them.
twovests OP wrote
neku wrote
Reply to comment by Alessia in Yulia Navalnaya, wife of Alexei Navalny: My husband was watching his favorite episode of Rick and Morty, "Pickle Rick", when he was poisoned with a nerve agent by twovests
https://www.npr.org/2024/02/16/1231975533/navalny-rick-and-morty-flight-moscow-2021 op is embellishing but it's basically 100% factual, gods honest truth
cowloom OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in "No ethical consumption" was never supposed to be an excuse for making the shittiest choices by cowloom
This exactly. No notes