woah is this real https://i.imgur.com/TPUvkQL.png

God what the fuck

Please tell me this is making fun of cryptocurrency please tell me this is making fun of cryptocurrency please tell me this is making fun of cryptocurrency please tell me this is making fun of cryptocurrency please tell me this is making fun of cryptocurrency someone PLEASE tell me PLEASE that cryptoland isn't supposed to be real

Hearing "crypto" be short for "cryptocurrency" is bad enough, but then they stole Isle Delfino and the helicopter from Super Mario Sunshine?

it's real as well as a tweet that implied that the island wouldn't have an age of consent

I read someone's summary of this video but it did not do it justice

Oh my fucking God this is true

Their defense was this: https://twitter.com/cryptoland/status/1480191582909440005

"Our twitter is run by several people and not all of them are native english speakers."

What was the supposed interpretation then??? Like, I have heard some painful stories from non-native english speakers about mixups, but this just sounds like bullshit. You'd think they'd be quick to state specifically what the mistake was if that is the excuse they go with.

My favorite part was when the waiter served our protagonist rat poison. Big proletariat energy right there.

every other libertarian utopia island paradise worked out fine so idk what your problem is. what could possibly go wrong

dfgisdgpresgoijesrgoijregoi lmaaaao

maybe they'll all get stranded and we'll never have to see them again