Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

hollyhoppet wrote

oh i’m way better at clowning

anyway to cope i often tell myself at least no matter what they do they can’t take my vagina from me

7

flabberghaster wrote (edited )

Take my love, take my land, Take me where j cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, You can't take my vagiiina from meeeee

2

twovests OP wrote

It's all so fucking absurd!

Please imagine a version of yourself from 2015. You're chatting with them.

Were they on Reddit? What did they think of Bitcoin? What about the shiba inu memes? "Wow, such post"? Were they aware of Elon Musk? Did they think he was the cool space billionaire? Did they think Trump's presidential run was just so funny?

Now please imagine telling them "Under Elon Musk plays a Himmler to President Trump's Hitler as he leads a hostile takeover of the entire United States federal government under the new DOGE agency."

Can someone please clown with me? This is so absurd. This is all so absurd. I fantasize about finding out this is all a wild fever dream.

President Trump was a clown. Elon Musk was a stupid Redditor idol. Doge was a tired meme about a cute dog. Hillary Clinton was going to be President.

6

cute_spider wrote

I'm still insisting, "The meme is pronounced DOG-E. Like Doggy. Like how a dog would spell doggy. It's a good meme for a good doggy."

5

twovests OP wrote

Yes!! I asked this at a company town hall.

"Does it impact us in any way that Doggy has taken over the United States Digital Service?"

5

nomorepie wrote

Oh how are they pronouncing it? I always think it's like those Venetian guys

4

cute_spider wrote

Dowzh? I am pretty sure that's the pronunciation that won out and I insist it's the wrong pronunciation because why would a dog say such a ridiculous word?

3

rain wrote

dances
falls down
gets up
poses dramatically

Tada!

5