Recent comments in /f/threatposting
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by oneviolence in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak! You can hurt my body but you cannot change my mind!
oneviolence wrote
I demand (by threat of violence to your physical form) that you give me one.
devtesla wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
changing their name to flabannedghaster
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
hey /u/devtesla we gotta ban him
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
no 😈
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by nomorepie in I'm gonna make a bunch of cookies and not let you have ANY by flabberghaster
Your favorite kind!! 😈
hollyhoppet wrote
GIMME COOKIE
nomorepie wrote
What kind? Just so I can adequately fume
I_got_killed_one_time wrote (edited )
Reply to *southerns your lights* by oolong
i didnt see them because i couldnt will myself out of bed, so im thankful safe from the like of fucking cretins like you . you ll never do a shit to my lights
cowloom wrote
Reply to *southerns your lights* by oolong
y'all better turn them lights back right this instant
cute_spider wrote
Reply to if you don't do something productive today, I will make you watch at least 2 platitude-packed "self help" seminars by cowloom
Yeah that sounds perfect I love awful shit like this!
cowloom wrote
well I'm gonna throw a small head at your rock
nomorepie wrote
It makes a dull metallic thud and I don't react at all
oneviolence wrote
ow!!
neku wrote
do it mother fucker
cowloom wrote
Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence
Found ƎNA's jstpst account
nomorepie wrote
If you're feeding me breakfast I will be grateful either way :)
nomorepie wrote
Reply to *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence
Will this make me feel alive?
nitori OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in I will put milk first before the cereal in your bowl by nitori
this is an unjustified attack on the humble American dairy industry
twovests wrote
We received a takedown request from the government for the violence in this post
cowloom wrote
most unhinged post I've seen yet, good job OP
cowloom wrote
Reply to comment by oneviolence in *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence
Ah, well in that case, thank you for the warni-bamf
nitori wrote
Reply to *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence
One Punch Man
oneviolence OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence
Oh no, i was just gone for a bit, im not the one punching, i am simply supplying you with an Omen.
twovests wrote
Reply to I am putting you in the Doomday Saido Hold and dropping you directly onto the crown of your head. by oneviolence
spongebob moment