Recent comments in /f/orced_masculinization
cowloom wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
In a similar vein, you refuse to read assembly instructions for furniture, and get halfway through assembly before screwing something up.
neku wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
sometimes i read these without realising what sub theyre in and i'm like "why what did i do ;-;"
hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
i'm bringin out the classics
cowloom wrote
Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster
/uj yeah. I've always thought that if someone is a genuine ally, they should be able to understand that they aren't the ones being talked about. Ranting about it is itself a sign of some unexamined dudebroism
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to You're walking down the street. A man behind you is walking faster and starts whistling, so you know he's there, out of self consciousness of being perceived as a threat. Take your T, shed your skin, and you too can whistle self consciously at night. by twovests
I shuffle my feet on the ground so my steps are louder for this actually.
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster
i thought this was an uncharacteristic rant before seeing the forum lmao
cute_spider wrote (edited )
Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster
It's just so frustrating that dudes do all this shit that make women distrust us ally dudes !!
missingno wrote
Reply to youre green by I_got_killed_one_time
da ba dee da ba di
oolong wrote
Reply to youre green by I_got_killed_one_time
stinky
twovests wrote
Reply to You're not allowed to converse with children. If you do, their parents will see you as a potential predator by cowloom
i am worried about this presenting as a Male(tm) but i am far more worried now that i am visibly feminized
cute_spider wrote
I can do the second one but oh shit am I interruptible
hollyhoppet wrote
as someone working in a male-dominated feel boy howdy i feel this one lmao
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in you can't recall the last time you washed your bed sheets by cowloom
Every gender can come in to my bed , personally
neku wrote
i'm a disgusting individual so if i didnt wash my sheets once a week both me and my room would give off a visible miasma
500poundsofnothing OP wrote
Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing
the only correct hubris is hot dog hubris, jen you gotta eat 8 vegan dogs
cute_spider wrote (edited )
Making my bed every morning is a personal depression-o-meter. If I'm making my bed things are clicking, if I'm neglecting that I need to figure out what is getting me down
I cannot let gender into my bed!!
cute_spider OP wrote
Reply to You make a joke that you know is wrong by cute_spider
sorry if this one is too real
cute_spider wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet
🙋♂️ its me
oolong wrote
well,
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet
No. And he doesn't clean it in the shower either.
cowloom wrote
Reply to you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet
i choose to interpret this optimistically, and pretend he uses a bidet
twovests wrote
Reply to You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing
i love eating spicy food it's so good. this is a feminine trait i think
the rest of my body dislikes it and lets me know the whole time
twovests OP wrote
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
-# i miss the point constantly and i am not a man, i am just trying to post funny