when the jpokers start ding ding dinging at me it takes my soul in such a completely steel grip i can do nothing but scream Balatro !! BALATRO !!!! at my screen

Mmm nope never felt that o:

if this doesn't support the popular 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse, then i will lose my shit and microwave all my iDevices

All the planets have different environments but yeah the style of it is cool.

it's also very very pretty. i saw someone playing it and i guess i expected something that looked like call of duty? instead it looked like an adventure on an alien sunset mystery forest

but my validation!

radical political position: all teas are valid

i found the secret microwave ending omg

I felt so validated that I got a perfect rating first go. And then I tried to make a silly cup of tea to see what the funny admonition would be... ;_;

first thing i did was pour milk three times. i crylaughed and never really recovered
(i'm sleep-deprived too, that probably doesn't help)

i'm obsessed

i take it back. you are right

NO!!!!!

i enjoyed modern runescape for a while but all the interesting quests were locked behind grinding for too long. i dont really believe that people would be into osrs if not for nostalgia b/c modern runescape had a lot more qol features that made the game more bearable but at the end of the day because i'm not into grinding its just probably not the game for me

that's why it was never remade. you can't improve on perfection

I'm glad to find another person with the correct opinion on Zelda II, that game deserves so much more respect than it gets

if only there were a better zelda on the nes

oh wait, there is. it's called Zelda Ⅱ: The Adventure of Link®, and has been unfairly maligned by babies for nearly 40 years

"i will progress in this dungeon by bombing this wall that looks like all the other walls. let me go around bombing every mountainside. this game is a masterpiece." <-- actual beliefs held by actual zelda 1 fans

zelda 2 otoh doesn't rely on obscure item placements or sequences of events to progress, and just has way better combat. idk how zelda 1 got to be the favourite

unless it has Gielinor Games I am not interested!

normally i'm not on the angry gamer wave but modern runescape has very few of the qualities that made the original attractive

they released "old school runescape" and it's outperformed modern runescape ("evolution of combat") for 9 years now. it's about 5x more popular

but it's quite a grindy game so either way they're condemned

this is weird because people are simultaneously really into runescape but also always mad at jagex so maybe there will be an interest in this thing. but i think itll be hard to outperform a game that has about 25 years of development invested in it

run escape

thank u for these details

You can not.

coud you unlock in-game achievements/jokers with a seeded run?

feelin' shame that I only got 4.5 billion as my top hand on this seed