Recent comments in /f/just_post
hollyhoppet OP wrote
to all you naysayers: devtesla remembers and that's all that matters toe me
devtesla wrote (edited )
oh lol that did happen lmao
I don't even remember what it was about
neku wrote
genuinely do not remember this. was it a dream you had? am i gaslighting you or are you gaslighting me
neku wrote
Reply to golf would be cool if it was a race and they didn't need to take turns. more points the faster you go by twovests
fat old men sprinting across the fairway
twovests wrote
i do not recall this event. you could say this about anyone and i would believe you
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
i’m sorry but we must take every post very seriously
cowloom OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
this is correct, 'twas only a shitpost
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
and thus gen alpha was to become known as the fart kisser generation
flabberghaster wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
At the very least unless you're both farting at the same time, two are probably closed.
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
also is that actually true? there are five sphincters in the gi tract from your mouth to the anus: two in the esophagus, one between the stomach and upper intestine, one between upper and lower, and the anal sphincter. any one of those might be closed while you're kissing someone so i think we need some sort of probability assessment of whether there actually is a fully interconnected tube. with ten sphincters (since it's two people) it seems pretty unlikely to be the case most of the time
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
topology was a mistake
oolong wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
actually, i protect myself by thinking of myself as a malformed doughnut and doughnut to doughnut, we are a tower
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" by twovests
funny enough, fiona was an ogre in the first one, and shrek was a person in the second
shrek 2 basically inverted the original story, developing on the core themes, while also delivering a strong anti female-genital mutilation message
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" by twovests
thank you! please expect more posts in the coming days
cowloom wrote
this was exceptionally well written, I enjoyed it
oolong wrote (edited )
this is shrek 2 in my mind
edit: i don't really remember what either shrek movie was about, but shrek was an ogre in the first one and fiona was an ogre in the second one . i think i'm capturing the spirit of your post.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to my son is quite rebellious and does not want to talk to me. so i made an AI clone of him from when he was cuter by twovests
this is something i actually did hear in a real interview
i forget where though
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in open source is communism. marxists want to make all of reality like open source. which would be very good, but also, by twovests
I'm very happy that RMS's current influence is not proportional to how much he contributed to FOSS as it is today.
But, also, yeah :(
missingno wrote
I've never watched the show, but I figure there must be a reason why it took off so much.
Moonside OP wrote
Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Controversial Opinion: The Pickle Rick episode is actually good by Moonside
Tbh I think gen z is the biggest demo into it but I could be wrong. The Simpsons is millennial humor to me.
500poundsofnothing wrote
Reply to open source is communism. marxists want to make all of reality like open source. which would be very good, but also, by twovests
But also it would mean richard stallman would be god king of the world.
cowloom wrote
Reply to remember when a 1930s gangster posted here? our fifteen minutes of crime by flabberghaster
hope they didn't get whacked