with web4 we are embracing ultracentralization. there will be only one website, jstpst.net. amazon web services is rebranding to amazing wow supercool

All your Web belong to Shibe

don't have time or patience to workshop an all your base/amazon being taken over by jstpst crossover so I'm just gonna throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks:

• instead of CATS, it's DOGS
• "How are you Jeff Bezos" scans pretty well in place of "how are you gentlemen"
• someone set up us the wow(?)

Please use the above components and contribute your own to construct your own amusing post in your mind.

the only website is me, devtesla

capitalism is a bannable offense

every website is devtesla

we are going to turn them into a worker cooperative and use their chokehold on the global logistics system to overthrow capitalism.