cute_spider wrote
A gorgeous, no-corners-cut, no hole, rectangular screen.
SHARP corners please. I would like 90 degree angles on this new iPhone 3G
Jenheadjen wrote
the corners should be sharp enough that the phone can double as a knife. this would be a good selling point feature i think
flabberghaster wrote
In the 2000s, YouTubers asked the question, "will it blend" and put the iPhone into a food processor. In 2026 the new iPhone will have a set of spinning knives you can use to make a fruit smoothie on the go, perfect for your busy, affluent middle class lifestyle.
It all comes full circle.
___ wrote
new trend: "will it rend"
oolong wrote
knifone
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