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flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in i had a dream pshower was bullying me at school by ___
Hilbert's Bullying Theorem
cute_spider wrote (edited )
Reply to i had a dream pshower was bullying me at school by ___
Imagine a school with no classrooms but infinite cafeterias. Each of those cafeterias has a j08 and a pshower to bully that j08, and thus the school is full up.
Now, imagine one more j08 enters the school. There isn't an available pshower to bully them!
The school's principal, knowing the properties of infinity, has a solution. The principal rewrites each j08's school schedule to place them in the next cafeteria up, freeing up the first cafeteria and pshower_prime to bully this new j08. Now, all of the j08's are being bullied again!
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to i had a dream pshower was bullying me at school by ___
He would do that.
neku wrote
Reply to Glory Hole Delvers by 500poundsofnothing
boooo false advertising :(
500poundsofnothing OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Forgot about hamlet this week by 500poundsofnothing
I remembered an hour late! it was fucked!
twovests wrote
Reply to Forgot about hamlet this week by 500poundsofnothing
sounds to me like you remembered about hamlet though
neku wrote
Reply to Forgot about hamlet this week by 500poundsofnothing
privately is fine but its up to you
oolong wrote
Reply to An invitation by 500poundsofnothing
though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I have a mild sunburn from a hike today by flabberghaster
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hollyhoppet wrote
i got a mild sunburn from a walk today in solidarity
cute_spider wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in I have a mild sunburn from a hike today by flabberghaster
I bet if we shot it with a nuclear bomb that would do the trick
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in I have a mild sunburn from a hike today by flabberghaster
We must destroy the accursed orb.
cute_spider wrote
Sun got me yesterday from playing in a lake.
this is outrageous
neku wrote
life is pain :(
cute_spider wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by voxpoplar in Some fucked up shit coming from inside the house. by 500poundsofnothing
No I am very upset that my capitulation to the poop vape was immediately met with ridicule. I feel like my attempts to bond with my peer group were sabotaged with a bait-and-switch and I am reminded of similar situations from my upbringing. I feel bitter at each of my ridiculers and especially at five hundred pounds, who I perceive to be an interloper into my group and the ring-leader of this incident. I will probably respond with a withdrawal reaction and seek validation elsewhere.
voxpoplar wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in Some fucked up shit coming from inside the house. by 500poundsofnothing
are you really happy? Does letting go of who you are give you joy?
500poundsofnothing OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in Some fucked up shit coming from inside the house. by 500poundsofnothing
Justice prevails
cute_spider wrote
after caving to peer pressure, i am happy to announce that i would no longer vape my own poop.
twovests wrote
that's fucked up
flabberghaster wrote
We gotta really clean up our act.
neku wrote
why would someone do this
500poundsofnothing OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in Would you vape your own poop sample? by 500poundsofnothing
that's fucked up
cute_spider wrote
Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Would you vape your own poop sample? by 500poundsofnothing
after nearly a month considering the topic, I have decided I would be okay with taking a hit of my own poop
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Would you vape your own poop sample? by 500poundsofnothing
One of us might be a doctor. I think you should do it just in case
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to Making a Dirge For Veev by 500poundsofnothing
How did it turn out