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Caribou wrote

Pirate theory: Santa is a gamer
"ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "go go go" (something gamers say)
has a crew (elves) large enough to fit an esports team
where does he get the materials to build all those toys? microtransactions
wears a hat
carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
has a gamercave in a remote location
big beard

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Moonside wrote

Having never played the game nor not knowing much about it, I've seen people be horny for the spring fairy, the vaguely fantasy arabic race of buff ladies (?), basically anyone who seems like an adult (I guess). You'd gather that this was some R rated sexploitation game at this point....

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