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Duolingo is violating Apple's copyright by having the hit regions for its keys in its Music lessons resize dynamically as you play. I am angry at Duolingo for AI reasons, how do I report this patent violation to Apple?

Submitted by twovests on September 25, 2024 at 9:43 AM in technology

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99% of self-condemners stop right before they're totally fixed. just one more hour of hating yourself bro. just ONE more hour and you find Salvation

Submitted by twovests on September 23, 2024 at 11:03 PM in venting

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Just Listen - Flabberghaster

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Submitted by twovests on September 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM in post_music

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Did you remember?

Submitted by twovests on September 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM in just_remember

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hmm... there's something i need to remember.....

Submitted by twovests on September 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM in just_remember

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does it count as terrorism to explode a LOT of people, including children, by smuggling explosives into their communications devices? with the intention of sowing terror? asking for a friend

Submitted by twovests on September 18, 2024 at 5:01 PM in vote_satan (edited on September 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM)

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decided never to eat boars head in 2021 after i saw an advertisement on the web for it. i hadn't ever had boars head before. AMA

Submitted by twovests on September 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM in just_post

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i miss writing english essays. they are basically posts that someone 3x your age has to read. AND reply to.

Submitted by twovests on September 17, 2024 at 1:25 PM in just_post

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giddy with excitement someone just tried to use my credit card for fraudulent purchases for the first time!

Submitted by twovests on September 17, 2024 at 3:36 AM in just_post

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Switch to Linux :)

Submitted by twovests on September 16, 2024 at 11:12 PM in FiftyFiftyAdvice

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Tired of matching up socks? Throw them all away. Start new, buying one and only one type of sock. Order in bulk!

Submitted by twovests on September 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM in FiftyFiftyAdvice

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After you meet someone, write down extensive notes about them so you can review it later. People will appreciate you remembering what's been going on in their life.

Submitted by twovests on September 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM in FiftyFiftyAdvice

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it is bonkers how much society hates women

Submitted by twovests on September 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM in just_post (edited on September 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM)

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were hitler and JFK's deaths ever contentious or were my parents just conspiracy theorists?

Submitted by twovests on September 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM in vote_satan

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Nintendo should make a new Gameboy

Submitted by twovests on September 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM in killallgames

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NOVEMBER 5TH PREDICTION: harris expected to win with 12 point lead until hurricanes kirk and lane tear up the US coasts, meeting in the center of the US to become a beautiful hypercane

Submitted by twovests on September 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM in vote_satan

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waow. Taylor Swift is maybe going to be a paragraph in an AP US History text book in 20 years

Submitted by twovests on September 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM in vote_satan

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DEBATE QUESTION: if we were food for an alien species that eats planets and considers complex civilization to have a more complex and desirable flavor. kind of like how we do with cheese. how would u feel about that

Submitted by twovests on September 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM in ask (edited on September 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM)

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Starting at 9PM, Harris and Trump won't be the only ones doing "de bating" if you catch my drift

Submitted by twovests on September 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM in DoFap (edited on September 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM)

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Jstpst Is Not Shutting Down

Submitted by twovests on September 9, 2024 at 9:58 PM in meta (edited on September 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM)

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the funny thing is that universal basic income would just make capitalism work a lot better

Submitted by twovests on September 9, 2024 at 11:06 AM in just_post

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English Teacher (FX / Hulu / The Pirate Bay) is good

Submitted by twovests on September 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM in just_post

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HRT wasn't right for me, at least right now. (CW, f-slur, drugs, terfs, blindphobia)

Submitted by twovests on September 7, 2024 at 12:32 PM in venting

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now that my dream of a Dave Strider Life Coach is possible and easily achievable, i don't even want it anymore