bagel with avocado

my 40-50 year old boss recently excitedly told me about how she's discovered avocado toast and I was so happy and also had to work so hard to not bust out laughing

agh D: do u have a space heater? if you can get one I really recommend it, they are a life saver and apparently reasonably energy efficient

(I also recommend electric blankets, but those have more limited usage)

don freeze D:

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u rock <3

what's with those weird sandals tho

the most visible entities to attempt to reclaim [shithole country] are doing so on behalf those who are being marginalized, rather than stemming full-force from the group whose humanity is at stake

this I think is the crux of the problem. Much like you don't get to forcibly reclaim slurs for other people, if you're not from a place, calling it a shithole has a real different and not-ok vibe. I can see the similarities but I think this is a pretty different thing from people calling themselves "nasty women" etc

on the other hand “nevertheless, she persisted” is dope as hell imo

i would still be shorter than them ;_;

unrelated but in high school i went on a month-long school trip to japan and my friend who was also on the trip was VERY tall (6ft something) and just towered over everyone and I still remember the one time we were walkin and randomly met a japanese dude who was the same height and they both freaked out over it. it was a wonderful experience that surpassed all language barriers

I watched season 1 in november 2016 and it was exactly the salve my soul needed, I will always remember it fondly for that

oddly when I tried to watch season 2 I bounced right off! idk why :0

THE GIRL IN THE BIG FRUMPY TRENCHCOAT IS MY DAUGHTER NOW

blistering take: it's just floating around up there

hey i love your cat

devtesla is a moon apologist

omg ty :3 it's been a real learning experience slowly piecing them together, I have no idea how people with huge casts do it :O

I think i get it but this feels like the type of thing that would be more grokkable with a prototype 👀 do it do it do it

bio clock makes me think of a classic alarm clock but biological in nature, kinda transluscent like a jellyfish or deep sea creature

the new one is so cute! I really like the swooshy curly style of fur and such I've seen from modern WoW stuff

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

the paws contain secrets both sharp and filthy

It helps that she is OBSESSED with this one brand of treats we have! I want to try training the other cats too but I think I'll need something fancier to get them started.

I also would like to know this secret, as someone who has recently discovered the joys of "heartburn"