oneviolence wrote on April 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM

Reply to political cartoon idea im workshopping. let me know how many laughs this makes you do. *ahem* liberal: "i want a vegan gluten-free dairy-free ethically sourced beef wellington". conservative: "i want one too with ketchup" by twovests

i dont get it

oneviolence wrote on April 4, 2024 at 1:40 PM

Reply to do you think a goose or swan would be more likely to perform a real life Raging Demon by I_got_killed_one_time

As a local befriend-er of swans, i can confirm that they have the cognitive ability to develop a Killing Intent. Geese may be fierce, but they lack the emotional capacity to learn the technique.

oneviolence wrote on April 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM

Reply to KFC by 500poundsofnothing

You got to pie a lady in KFC?!

oneviolence wrote on April 2, 2024 at 2:09 PM

Reply to sandwich that was a little too big by Jenheadjen

Very good!

oneviolence wrote on March 28, 2024 at 10:49 PM

Reply to You know what? Fuck this! *anneals you* by flabberghaster

do NOT!

oneviolence wrote on March 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM

Reply to Plerch Klerbin by flabberghaster

no!!!!!!

oneviolence OP wrote on March 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Pro tip: When youre walking down the street, dont be afraid to do a lil jig, if you feel like it by oneviolence

You wont, i promise!!

oneviolence wrote on March 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM

Reply to Microsoft Word’s Subtle Typeface Change Affected Millions. Did You Notice? by neku

I wish i was as font-pilled as you.

oneviolence wrote on March 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM

Reply to the new food pyramid just dropped by hollyhoppet

Very True.

oneviolence wrote on March 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM

Reply to [Breaking] US House passes bill to "outlaw all social media, except jstpst.net", cites "posting is too good to give up" by twovests

very true :pensive:

oneviolence wrote on March 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM

Reply to Ham and Cheese Sandwich 2, this time it's personal by 500poundsofnothing

what makes it personal?

oneviolence wrote on March 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM

Reply to the d. down with cis bus skipped my fucking stop by twovests

a tragedy.....

oneviolence wrote on March 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM

Reply to clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests

this was a long post

oneviolence wrote on March 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM

Reply to jstpst is a site where u can :3 on. jstpst is a site where you can :o on. jstpst is a site where you can ,';) on. by twovests

can i >:D

oneviolence wrote on March 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM

Reply to Hihihi by ooohihihi

Hahahaha hihihihi hohoohoho Welcome aboard!

oneviolence wrote on March 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM

Reply to Some of my closest friends ben a wee beest with foure legges by flabberghaster

I believe so yes

oneviolence wrote on February 29, 2024 at 10:50 AM

Reply to Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, jui-ce-ro? by flabberghaster

I like the jucero. I dont got hands so i cant squeeze the juice packets.

oneviolence wrote on February 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM

Reply to Rumours from the capital say that transgender women may be posting online by Jenheadjen

incredible. Wonderful. Outstanding.

oneviolence wrote on February 23, 2024 at 2:44 AM

Reply to I'm gonna beat you up by flabberghaster

YOU CANT

oneviolence OP wrote on February 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM

Reply to comment by ___ in Im FUNKIN' with it rn. FR FR by oneviolence

This is non-stop, babey!!!!!

oneviolence OP wrote on February 22, 2024 at 9:39 AM

Reply to comment by emma in #WideoGames by oneviolence

no!!!!!!!!

oneviolence wrote on February 22, 2024 at 9:37 AM

Reply to Inventing a guy to get mad at (he doesn't post) by flabberghaster

grrrrrr.... amgery

oneviolence wrote on February 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM

Reply to comment by alenky in i wonder how many people are currently mad at me by alenky

Very true :bensive:

oneviolence OP wrote on February 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM

Reply to comment by emma in #WideoGames by oneviolence

I will send you a curse. Give me your approximate location RIGHT NOW