uooooh i love wide noodles.....

nyoom

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

i know it's a little late, but get yourself to the nearest hospital, tell them you're having a mental health crisis. they'll take it from there. if that's too hard and you're in the us, call the national crisis lifeline at 988. most other countries will probably have an equivalent line as well. or if you're trans, it may be better to call trans lifeline at +1-877-565-8860

i refuse to go to walmart and we don't have aldi here! but we do have winco foods which is one of the few stores with a bulk section left and they have chia seeds for cheap

woah i didn't know you could put them in coffee. do they just melt or something?

that was actually a hack i did for old jstpst at dt's request heh

you are extremely not silly. it was looking real bad for a while. like biden basically had abandoned even the pretense of caring about his constituents.

i would say i'm not optimistic but i'm less pessimistic. expectations are still rock bottom though lol

yeah i thought it was funny

hey now hold on let's start with brunchposting

i mean it's basically chicken parmesan minus pasta plus pepperoni

i'd fuck with a chizza

might regret it the next day but i still would

"well we can make a killing if we charge $42,000, but what if we added a cheeky lil $250 on top of that"

some boring old white dude is all i remember

this sentence is detestable

can you imagine hillary being kamala's vp and sitting at the inauguration?

my shoulder hurts

ok how can i go to gensokyo and become a kappa then. i like cucumbers already

damn it that was gonna be my answer

whatever you do, do not tell the cops

probably fine? i had about ten surgeries during this period. literal medical horror. it's hard to keep track of them all at this point.

maybe butch or dyke? those are lesbian archetypes though so maybe a little too narrow

i think this is the best reply lmao

i'm putting this post in my portfolio

video games