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emma wrote

bench vice

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I_got_killed_one_time OP wrote

now hang on. quick, convenient, always at my desk, only creates a temporary but vigorous feeling every time i shut my hand in it. i think this is the winner.

congragulations, i ll think of you every time i twist that damn thing shut on my various extremities

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devtesla wrote

Board games

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I_got_killed_one_time OP wrote

by far the suggestion that consumes the most time in and of itself. not even counting the time it takes to wrangle a group of 2-5 other people to play, which far outweighs any play time

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devtesla wrote

so the key to board game life is make friends with board gamers, who will constantly invite you over to play board games because they need people to play board games with. very little effort needed beyond showing up, and a few hours a week

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I_got_killed_one_time OP wrote (edited )

dont have time for this brother, im busy shoving my things in vices

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oolong wrote

giving unnecessary advice

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I_got_killed_one_time OP wrote

seeking out the most mentally Fucked people in the land to dispense my self to would unfortunately, take many years off my life

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flabberghaster wrote

Avarice

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I_got_killed_one_time OP wrote

this ones a bit more esoteric, like suggesting the best vice is the concept of having a vice. it will take some though, which might just be what im looking for , but im not sure its quite there. hm...

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