flabberghaster wrote on October 13, 2021 at 5:15 PM

Reply to tinnitus posting by hollyhoppet

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I've had tinnitus since I was a kid, I thought it was normal. Lucky for me, since it means it doesn't really bother me!

flabberghaster wrote on October 8, 2021 at 4:13 PM

Reply to *friend with the same neurosis as me sees me trying to drag myself out of the tar pit that is that particular neurosis and basically says "actually you dragging yourself out of that pit makes MY neurosis feel bad, so out of respect to me, don't"* by toasthaste

Working on your problems is good and maybe seeing you succeed will help them see that progress is possible.

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:32 AM

Reply to whenever i recover from a depressive episode my farts smell real bad by hollyhoppet

Fartstink is depression leaving the body

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:25 AM

Reply to AI ALGORITHM COMPLETE: Fairly Odd Parents is the Nickelodeon T V show that would benefit most from a gritty reboot (99.87% confidence) by twovests

I think the next gritty reboot should just be a shot for shot remake of the original but starring the mascot for the Philadelphia Fliers.

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:23 AM

Reply to types of males by twovests

mu male: he's literally so tiny

Theta male: exactly like omicron male, bit has a belt

Omicron male: the same as theta male, but doesn't wear a belt.

flabberghaster wrote on September 28, 2021 at 8:35 AM

Reply to comment by voxpoplar in sluggo is still lit by hollyhoppet

🔄

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 27, 2021 at 10:47 PM

Reply to comment by devtesla in It has been six days since the last post to just_post by flabberghaster

Wrong sorry.

post_constantly

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 24, 2021 at 9:25 PM

Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Official dinosaur fella from under tale appreciation thread by flabberghaster

Yes! He's my hero.

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2021 at 4:26 AM

Reply to A Startup Is Turning Houses Into Corporations, And The Neighbors Are Fighting Back by KeithPreDramamine

Good: fighting against this.

Bad: fighting against this for NIMBY reasons

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2021 at 1:13 AM

Reply to it's ✨iphone zero day✨ day again folks!! update ur apple devices as fast as u can. (But, seriously, update your Apple devices as soon as you can) by twovests

Yeah I'll update my apple devices alright -- straight into the TRASH!

flabberghaster wrote on September 9, 2021 at 11:17 PM

Reply to so it turns out that bezos is actually, actively trying to live forever by twovests

All hail lich king bezos

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 1, 2021 at 3:46 AM

Reply to comment by voxpoplar in Let's start a logistics company by flabberghaster

We will end every logistics company (other than ours, by out competing them)

flabberghaster wrote on August 25, 2021 at 3:30 PM

Reply to hey by voxpoplar

holy shit

flabberghaster OP wrote on August 17, 2021 at 6:36 PM

Reply to comment by voxpoplar in Well I did it. I finally messed up and did it. by flabberghaster

Oh no I HATE the pit!!! Come on, it was an accident!!!

flabberghaster

I appreciate you

🚨ALERT🚨

flabberghaster wrote on October 13, 2021 at 5:15 PM

flabberghaster wrote on October 8, 2021 at 4:13 PM

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:32 AM

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:25 AM

flabberghaster wrote on October 5, 2021 at 6:23 AM

Cool shirt idea

More like crapsicum

flabberghaster wrote on September 28, 2021 at 8:35 AM

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 27, 2021 at 10:47 PM

It has been six days since the last post to just_post

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 24, 2021 at 9:25 PM

Official dinosaur fella from under tale appreciation thread

More like "smell-tarune" 😏

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2021 at 4:26 AM

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2021 at 1:13 AM

flabberghaster wrote on September 9, 2021 at 11:17 PM

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 1, 2021 at 3:46 AM

Let's start a logistics company

flabberghaster wrote on August 25, 2021 at 3:30 PM

flabberghaster OP wrote on August 17, 2021 at 6:36 PM

Well I did it. I finally messed up and did it.

Given that the the plural of "mouse" is "mice", logically the plural of "spouse" must be "spice."

Me, when I accidentally leave my infant daughter on the conveyor belt and the cashier scans them