you might not be able to handle the truth:

they're sexy

https://twitter.com/girlfromblupo/status/982156453396996096

is this a joke or would ccleaner in wine actually be able to do anything?

was a joke, but i looked it up and apparently people have had success with it

probably wouldn't clean up the snake poop, though

just run it in wine

btw, ccleaner, along with avira, avg and avast have all been (or are about to be) acquired by norton. all the washed up anti-malware companies are grouping to form a giant scoop with which they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

that's a nice, lightweight website you have there. would be a shame if the new york times crossword department heard about it.

gaining herd immunity by connecting ubuntu 4.10 to the open internet before i dist-upgrade to 20.04

woah is this real https://i.imgur.com/TPUvkQL.png

always assumed they just included those so they wouldn't hurt the feelings of the windows 8 team

you used to be able to escape the ads and bullshit by installing a retail copy, though. not anymore. in the current version of windows 10, you aren't even allowed to disable sending your start menu searches to bing without manually changing the registry.

disappointing to hear. they gave it a cool name and everything.

want to explain the lawyers = sovcits thing? i can't make the logical leaps to that conclusion myself, so i'm very curious what you mean by it.

no problem, was a far-fetched proposal under these circumstances anyway

wish you luck on the job hunt 💜

(redacting the original post as to not attract the attention of randos)

i happen to know of a company with an iOS-shaped hole it needs to dig itself out of, but it's based in Antarctica and it'd be short-term contract work, so probably very inconvenient with taxes and paperwork and all that

as you did not prefix these statements, i have no choice but to act in a manner in which i'd get into a lot of legal trouble if they aren't true

i've played nearly all the ace attorney games, which is essentially the same thing as going to law school

personally looking forward to the inevitable rug pull where people exchange their ntf collections for worthless altcoins named after kremlings or some shit

anyone else reading this in 2022

it's a function-scoped reference to the object to which a function is bound, if any

please don't give me ideas for home decoration

cannot be true, as i am still here