emma
emma wrote
Reply to justpomelo by oolong
you lot have pressed all the juice out of these citrus jokes, and at this point im only pretending to understand them
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in macOS Ventura review by emma
Apparently someone discovered their vape did a little more than just charge using this feature, so i think overall it's good but unnecessary for most people
emma wrote
Reply to Facebook’s Monopoly Is Imploding Before Our Eyes by neku
they'll have to call it JAANG soon
jstpst/amazon/apple/netflix/google
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in my work is being reviewed by a self-proclaimed scalability expert, and now i'm wishing i hadn't walked back on killing my career over the transphobia incident that happened last month which would have left me unable to pay my mortgage by emma
i'll let you know if i see an open position for backseat developer
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in Anakin's sand rant, but it's about clumping kitty litter by emma
sand is so rough, uwu
it gets everywhere >~<
emma wrote
Reply to "nope" is a good movie by twovests
nope
emma OP wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by neku in my work is being reviewed by a self-proclaimed scalability expert, and now i'm wishing i hadn't walked back on killing my career over the transphobia incident that happened last month which would have left me unable to pay my mortgage by emma
Yeah, this is the gist of it. They came with a bunch of recommendations on how to improve performance, but hadn't actually run the code at all. I won't go into too much detail, but the recommendations were sketchy at best.
I was also named specifically, in an email that went to several of my colleagues, as not caring about quality control because I tend to commit additional fixes after opening a pull request, but before merging. Coincidentally, this person works for one of those companies that can't for the life of them find developers despite high revenue.
emma wrote
Reply to i have a confession to make by hollyhoppet
*jazz music stops*
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Until this spring, I thought Men at Work were a german band by emma
i just don't see belgians creating anything that slaps, so i wasn't fooled
emma wrote
Reply to This site should have quote posts so that we can enjoy the fun of showing each other posts that we hate and having everyone insult the original author. by flabberghaster
when we get this, i am calling you all out for relentlessly bullying visionaries (and their stakeholders) who wanted nothing other than to enjoy a fresh glass of cold-pressed juice in the morning
emma wrote
Reply to all my life i've brewed tea with hard water. i just learned the secret to good tea: not using hard water by twovests
i recommend thawing your water before making tea with it. you should probably also boil it.
emma wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in hacking your 3ds is really easy by oolong
the what?
my understanding is that every 3ds is softmoddable with only an sd card nowadays, i can only assume you're talking about some out-of-date exploit
emma wrote
tfw ur an ancient human with very early language
i, too, am 25 or older
emma wrote
Reply to Meet the men paying six figures to get their legs broken — by having their legs broken by twovests
vest_posts
emma wrote
Reply to Best review on Cowboy Bike 3+ price by azlyricss0
wow. this stinks. i can't believe they ruined another Cowboy Bike sequel.
emma wrote
Reply to Thatcher's Techbase is a mod for the video game Doom II, released by British Doom developer 3D: Doom Daddy Digital on 24 September 2021. The game is set in the United Kingdom, and the player is tasked with killing former prime minister Margaret Thatcher, who has risen from the dead. by twovests
i find that the difficulty in this is too hard. second level and there's already these switches that do seemingly nothing until you backtrack and find a new path has been opened. then i got stuck behind a tree, which also happened to me on release day, so it doesn't seem like any issues are getting fixed.
on the positive side, the aesthetics are neat, and i now feel inspired to finish my mod where my former coworker gets blown to smithereens.
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in 2023 prediction by emma
we gotta consider that the only way to improve on a game where you play as a crossdressing twink is to make it a game where you play as sonic
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in 2023 prediction by emma
i will never commit to my predictions, probably
emma wrote
Reply to Posting does still work right? by cute_spider_ni_srsly
i cannot see this post. will try wiggling the antenna.
emma wrote
Reply to Can someone go into the database and change all my posts to make them good? by flabberghaster
UPDATE submissions
SET title = 'dae remember the juicero'
WHERE user_id = (SELECT id FROM users WHERE username = 'flabberghaster')
emma wrote
Reply to macros are setting my hair on fire rn by musou
you should be writing everything in macros, as macros are fast
#define THE_PROGRAM all \
your \
code \
goes \
here
int main()
{
THE_PROGRAM();
}
emma wrote
nah, i'm not too worried. the only thing i worry is they aren't going to make the exact thing i want, or they will make the exact thing i want but it has significant drawbacks and costs 3x more than is reasonable.
emma wrote
Reply to washing machine broke :c by oolong
Sorry that happened...
... but on the bright side, you've just broken free from a Sisyphean cycle of suffering according to some people.
emma wrote
Reply to DKC Exposed: The Making of Donkey Kong Country - Promotional VHS [W contains flashing white frames] by hollyhoppet
was hoping this would feature the rare crew, not the doofuses at NoA
emma OP wrote
Reply to comment by ellynu in macOS Ventura review by emma
never heard of any county called macOS