cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 7, 2018 at 4:33 AM

Reply to nintendo fact by devtesla

that is a wack Nintendo fack

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 2, 2018 at 10:21 PM (edited on June 2, 2018 at 10:21 PM)

Reply to who here wants to eat my brains by Overbite

I'm trying to cut down on carbs, but thanks.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 2, 2018 at 1:23 AM (edited on June 2, 2018 at 1:24 AM)

Reply to comment by twovests in Is there a site that lists how long it takes to compile different programs? by twovests

jeez golly ms molly, that is one complex compiling process.

high performance numerical computation.

no fuckin doubt.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 2, 2018 at 1:22 AM (edited on June 2, 2018 at 1:22 AM)

Reply to comment by twovests in Is there a site that lists how long it takes to compile different programs? by twovests

"OoooOOOOoo, on my new iPhone 62, Tensorflow compiled in just four minutes!" the future humans will coo.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 1, 2018 at 9:35 PM

Reply to I was sent this link in a pm from a blank username by bunnies

Definitely post ghost, try to catch it!!

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 1, 2018 at 8:42 PM

Reply to Memes Are Becoming Harder to Monetize by Moonside

If memes existed in real-space instead of virtually, the only memes that would still be around would be ones that sold well.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on June 1, 2018 at 8:36 PM

Reply to follow me I'm gonna catch the post ghost by devtesla

I took a screenshot of the post ghost! Now we just need to catch and unmask this fiend!

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 30, 2018 at 4:37 PM (edited on May 30, 2018 at 4:38 PM)

Reply to You ever just pull a muscle in your calf real bad while you’re sleeping by hollyhoppet

Not calf but instead glutes. Sometimes I just develop a giant pain in my ass and can't walk right. I don't think I've ever gotten it while sleeping but definitely there's only a slight correlation depending on how much I've been moving so sometimes it crops up and I'm like, "this isn't fair I haven't been straining myself!"

It's a giant pain in my ass.

cute_spider_ni_srsly OP wrote on May 30, 2018 at 1:51 PM

Reply to comment by Emily in If you're the sort of person who likes Co-Op modes, Fortnite's Co-Op mode is turning into a really cool experience. by cute_spider_ni_srsly

I told my friend that if the meteor event didn't make the game f2p i would buy in so i know this sentiment.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 29, 2018 at 5:05 PM

Reply to hope mega man 11 is good cause this trailer makes it look really fun by hollyhoppet

OH also those boss fights look hype so I'm with you, looks fun.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 29, 2018 at 5:02 PM (edited on May 29, 2018 at 5:06 PM)

Reply to hope mega man 11 is good cause this trailer makes it look really fun by hollyhoppet

I really like the new canon where it sounds like Mega Man's brains are not electrical circuits but are instead a pair of gears.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 29, 2018 at 3:58 PM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in If you could be a ghost for a day, would you? by flabberghaster

no we have clients over today, i don't need to add ghost stress to that poor man's life today.

cute_spider_ni_srsly OP wrote on May 29, 2018 at 5:43 AM

Reply to If you're the sort of person who likes Co-Op modes, Fortnite's Co-Op mode is turning into a really cool experience. by cute_spider_ni_srsly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR1zFNUltpM

here is some related games journalism.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 29, 2018 at 4:21 AM

Reply to If you could be a ghost for a day, would you? by flabberghaster

I think I'd rather take the regret of not trying it out for the day. I think instead I'd go to my job.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 25, 2018 at 1:57 AM

Reply to (jazz meme) by mm_

ha nice

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 25, 2018 at 1:52 AM

Reply to me irl by musou

seasonal trans

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 25, 2018 at 1:45 AM

Reply to wait what, what is this by jack

hello jack welcome to like new reddit or something

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 24, 2018 at 2:52 AM

Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in posting from my new desk by hollyhoppet

I need to clean up my desk, I can't figure out what's over here any more. Thank god I keep to the "nothing that can rot" rule.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 23, 2018 at 7:19 PM

Reply to posting from my new desk by hollyhoppet

bajillion peripherals

hell yea

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 23, 2018 at 5:01 PM

Reply to love to innovate by mm_

ngl I really like the artistic sentiment behind this product,

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on May 23, 2018 at 4:05 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in You're working for a big company making a new service. Requirement: You need to store passwords in plaintext. Resources: As many as you need. What security measures do you take here? by twovests

Here's the basic pitch:

There are two databases for passwords. One of which is turbo isolated and basically is write-only. Besides the fact that you can write the (decrypted) passwords to it, it basically does nothing. When a plaintext password must be recovered from it, it's a whole process with paperwork.

The server which actually does the password validation, account information, and day-to-day tasks which gets interaction from end users, that one does not use plaintext in any way shape or form.