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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in good luck hoppet by toasthaste
Aw dag that's tough. Good luck hoppet!
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Reply to good luck hoppet by toasthaste
What's new with hoppet? She going back to work or something?
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Reply to April Fools Day Joke by flabberghaster
Just to be sure, you did NOT get me with this joke! I continue my four day streak of having not been gotten by jokes.
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Reply to comment by toasthaste in almost made a post yesterday about how happy my relationship made me but I forgot. today it has ended! this sucks by toasthaste
Gosh I wish I had good advice on how to put down flags and candles. But oh boy if you want someone who can help you imagine scenarios where romance circumstances change, I've got a banger going where all three of them move to your own city and that's what makes the relationship fall apart! It's based on my own candles that I wont put down.
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Reply to almost made a post yesterday about how happy my relationship made me but I forgot. today it has ended! this sucks by toasthaste
Whoof, that sounds rough. To fall in love with someone and they don't have enough time for you? That's balugh.
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Reply to naturally there is now a wordle clone where you solve a murder using logical matrices by neku
THE CASE OF SOME WEBS Murdle for 3/28/2022
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"they could not withstand the breathtakingly logical arguments our Deductive presented, and they knew they was caught."
Ahahaha "Well there were some spider webs on the body, and the suspect had some animal residue, and also I just kinda phoned in the location."
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Reply to me🤓irl by hollyhoppet
A lot of people think you need to mix music until there are no lumps, but if you do that you'll whisk too much air into the music and lose that "fudgy" sound.
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Reply to comment by neku in In internet Zoom meetings, I like to have my webcam on while everybody is waiting for everybody to join and such, and then turn my camera off when people start to really talk about business by cute_spider_ni_srsly
I don't want to pressure them into showing their face I just want to show off mine
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Someone pointed out that we, as a society, could absolutely have set daylight savings to churn over at 4PM on Friday instead of midnight on Saturday and I haven't been able to get that thought out of my head.
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Reply to comment by twovests in We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster
Juicera, Juicere, Juiceri, Juicero, Juiceru, and sometimes Juicery
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Reply to comment by neku in Let's invest in a time share by flabberghaster
I've started making financial gains so unless one of ya'll have big debts we should be doing okay.
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Reply to Let's invest in a time share by flabberghaster
no i still think we should buy a sheep farm
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Reply to comment by twovests in We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster
Did he turn out to be weird and gross? I can't remember at this point.
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Reply to We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster
Are you implying I could have owned a feminine "Juicera" this whole time??
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Reply to Eating Potatoes Is Patriotic: State, Market, and the Common Good in Contemporary China by oolong
I ate a potato for dinner two nights ago but I didn't feel particularly patriotic. I think maybe I added too much butter?
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Reply to comment by neku in a libertarian, a lesbian, a librarian, a liberian, a liberal, and a linguist walk into a bar by twovests
saw this and i was like "oh no did I accidentally make up a word that already exists and posted something wrong?" *googles*
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Reply to a libertarian, a lesbian, a librarian, a liberian, a liberal, and a linguist walk into a bar by twovests
if you lock the bar and shake it until the inhabitants form into one being, they become a lubililarilian.
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Reply to A good tactic to secretly insult someone is to call them "butty" instead of buddy. They'll think you mean friend but you really mean ass. by flabberghaster
you can also secretly complement somebody by calling them a buddyhole, but that's not really a good tactic.
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Reply to don't forget to don't forget me by oolong
I think about you every time I get tea now that I buy oolong tea
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Why do we even have toes by flabberghaster
Yeah but to aliens we'd look weird.
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Reply to Meet the Guy Who Went Viral for Explaining How NFTs Are a Bullshit 'Poverty Trap' by Moonside
I watched the entire video and YouTube still recommends it to me daily. I kind of wonder if someone at YT decided to give that video ten thousand algorithm points just for the sake of humanity.
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I think I saw a chubbyemu video about this life hack.
edit: I rewatched the video and it sounds like this is a lifehack for getting kidney stones throughout your entire body.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in did jstpsts favicon used to be a pixelated circle by cat
i can too now, thanks to hacking
(edit: this is a lie)
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in [Admin note: this article is reactionary garbage and the user has been banned] Why We Don't have Enough Free Speech on the Internet by LG836
Yeah I was wondering if this LG person was someone we knew or what.