cute_spider wrote on October 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM (edited on October 24, 2024 at 10:09 PM)

Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster

It's just so frustrating that dudes do all this shit that make women distrust us ally dudes !!

cute_spider wrote on October 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM

Reply to you have the magical power of being able to speak without being interrupted by cowloom

I can do the second one but oh shit am I interruptible

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM (edited on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM)

Reply to you can't recall the last time you washed your bed sheets by cowloom

Making my bed every morning is a personal depression-o-meter. If I'm making my bed things are clicking, if I'm neglecting that I need to figure out what is getting me down

I cannot let gender into my bed!!

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by ___ in i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by ___

niiiice!

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM

Reply to i can reliably split my antipsychotic pills into fourths with just my fingers. i feel very powerful by ___

do you still have that power after you take the pill?

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM

Reply to i hate having to cite my sources. just trust me dude by neku

I've known you for long enough to believe anything you say 💚

cute_spider OP wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM

Reply to You make a joke that you know is wrong by cute_spider

sorry if this one is too real

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM

Reply to comment by cowloom in you don't wipe your ass by hollyhoppet

🙋‍♂️ its me

cute_spider wrote on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM (edited on October 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM)

Reply to You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing

yes i do

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM

Reply to Posting is very good lately by nomorepie

Yeah feels like we had an influx of really good posters lately 💚

cute_spider OP wrote on October 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM (edited on October 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM)

Reply to comment by cowloom in You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider

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cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM

Reply to your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it by cowloom

god help you if you ingest even one soybean

Oh this is good, I could really use God's help rn

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM

Reply to you're going to pee standing up without lifting up the toilet seat by cowloom

I am going to pee without lifting up the toilet seat but that's just because I plopped down so I didn't manage to do this masculinization.

oh which is good because I also washed my hands so I double-failed this masc

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM

Reply to Youre gonna do a Man Thing! by oneviolence

Yeah no problem, I'm gonna do what I assume my dad expects instead of standing up for myself and doing what I would rather.

cute_spider wrote on October 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM

Reply to comment by devtesla in works of studio Fullbright by devtesla

okay so Toilet Spiders is anti-spider, is that right?

cute_spider wrote on October 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM

Reply to you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat by 500poundsofnothing

Yeah I think if I could land an early Brainbuster or DDT on the grizzly bear then I could dovetail that momentum into a victory

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM

Reply to What music genres do you all like? by cowloom

They Might be Giants is a genre right?

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM

Reply to if you don't do something productive today, I will make you watch at least 2 platitude-packed "self help" seminars by cowloom

Yeah that sounds perfect I love awful shit like this!

cute_spider wrote on October 10, 2024 at 5:09 PM (edited on October 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM)

Reply to Working at the same place for like 20+ years sounds crazzyyyy, I can not imagine the world i am to advance through having any where near that kind of stability by I_got_killed_one_time

I have a living/employment situation that theoretically could work out for 20 years and I am clinging to this like a tick clings to the ass of a pig

edit: plus my job involves education so I don't even feel too much guilt about this

cute_spider wrote on October 9, 2024 at 4:08 AM (edited on October 9, 2024 at 4:09 AM)

Reply to would it be weird if i just picked up litter in the woods? by hollyhoppet

I did that during the pandemic (the trash people on my street were very sloppy) and it was very therapeutic and nobody confronted me about it

cute_spider wrote on October 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM

Reply to comment by cute_spider in *YOU* are going to get PUNCHED!! by oneviolence

Like, are you gonna punch me? I felt really proud of how tough I sounded with that retort and now I think I feel like you've forgotten about me. I feel like this was going to be really cool and badass and now it's awkward and maybe a little pathetic