Submitted by twovests in vote_satan

every passing decade comes quicker than the last and he's just racked up eight of them. my friends are mourning their 20s as they turn 30

now his lifelong speech impediment is being taken as a sign of his loss of personhood

on top of that, now he's isolating in his home, seething, probably temporarily insane from covid (at least, it FUCKED my brain up GOOD)

and on top of that, he's on paxlovid, so his mouth is filled with the bitter taste of ass during all of it

he's just a wet little cat born in a cardboard box... and yet, really dry

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neku wrote

he's just a wet little cat born in a cardboard box

🚨🚨🚨 danger danger this person is blorbofying Joe Fucking Biden 🚨🚨🚨

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flabberghaster wrote

I think it's bad but on the other hand i'm glad Crime Bill Joe, aka Genocide Joe, is suffering.

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twovests OP wrote

pacing around a beach house coughing and seething is a fitting image

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Moonside wrote

I think he should retire to watch reruns of Gunsmoke.

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emma wrote

if i were him, i would simply use the immunity powers granted to me by the supreme court to annihilate my detractors

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