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nomorepie wrote
Reply to "puppy play" is when everyone needs to be nice to you, pet you, and give you snacks by twovests
(◔‿◔) prommy?
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in "puppy play" is when everyone needs to be nice to you, pet you, and give you snacks by twovests
water sports is jetskiing
twovests OP wrote
Reply to "puppy play" is when everyone needs to be nice to you, pet you, and give you snacks by twovests
"mommy kink" is when someone tells you they're so so proud of you. and that you are inherently worthy of love as a person.
___ OP wrote
Reply to comment by devtesla in my girlfriend by ___
yes.!!!! Ive never said this before and no oje coulde possibly known or guessed this
devtesla wrote
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is that really a secret
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in first day on the job! setting up a "prod linux" server. need to send a "shhh key"? LOL. anyways my dads mac had one but i dont have a flash drive so i hope u dont mind if i use jstpst by twovests
joke explained: u gotta keep these things secret because they are the Keys to your Linux Kingdom. the place where you put sites
this is just a funny pretend key i made up and am not actually using
Jenheadjen wrote
Reply to first day on the job! setting up a "prod linux" server. need to send a "shhh key"? LOL. anyways my dads mac had one but i dont have a flash drive so i hope u dont mind if i use jstpst by twovests
i dont know what this means so your secret is safe with me
twovests OP wrote (edited )
Reply to first day on the job! setting up a "prod linux" server. need to send a "shhh key"? LOL. anyways my dads mac had one but i dont have a flash drive so i hope u dont mind if i use jstpst by twovests
i can't delete this post. it's probably safe to leave this here, f/secrets is pretty obscure so it's pretty safe
(ooc: to be clear this is a joke)
neku wrote
after using lastpass for what must be at least eight years i have no clue what any of my passwords are. the only exception is work. our stock management app logs you out after 30 minutes of inactivity but for the sake of the Company i persisted with cybersecurity. it used to be 8XDHTQjup7 which i thought was a pretty secure password but apparently it wasn't fucking good enough because after six months of working there i had to change it. so now it's "CDpassword1" which takes a lot less time to tap out when you have a customer staring at you waiting for an answer to their question
twovests wrote
je3k648c175b2520ap
ji32k7au4a83
wodemima
cute_spider_ni_srsly OP wrote
Here are mine:
brainpower12345xyz
nyoomboomroom
yehaw
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by nomorepie in "puppy play" is when everyone needs to be nice to you, pet you, and give you snacks by twovests
i have gone to one "play" "party" and so i am an authority on this matter. this is what happened irl
social contract was we treated him like a dog. which turns out to be total adoration