You drink beer (you do not like beer) Submitted by cute_spider on October 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM 3 comments 7
You think using conditioner in your hair is immasculating, and forget about skin moisturizer. Submitted by flabberghaster on October 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM 1 comment 6
you want to use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM 2 comments 7
you're going to pee standing up without lifting up the toilet seat Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM 1 comment 6
you have sciatica pain multiple times a day, but you won't go see a doctor Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM No comments 5
American Chopper is now your favorite tv show Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM No comments 4
you would bring a sword to a shootout and win. you can definitely slice a bullet in half midair Submitted by oolong on October 17, 2024 at 12:07 PM 1 comment 8
your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM 1 comment 6
"you're so strong and your armour is so pointy, they'll let you on the next raid against those prissy elves for sure" Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM No comments 4
you think having a really loud motorcycle will make you look cool, but when someone rides a really loud motorcycle past you you say "what's that asshole compensating for?" Submitted by flabberghaster on October 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM No comments 8
"You are not daddy's little princess. You want to dig a hole at the beach. YOu want to slam miller lites and dig a hole in the sand with your broskis." Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM No comments 6
you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:47 PM 2 comments 7
you thinking wearing doctor pepper branded hawaiian shirts in public is a good idea. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM 1 comment 7
you are average american man you enjoy bad game Rune Scape Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM 1 comment 7
obey your urges