Submitted by flabberghaster in meta

How we gonna get more impressions? What is our strategy to drive conversions? How are we gonna drive engagement? our click thru rate is abysmal what are we gonna do about that?

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musou wrote (edited )

why use a funnel when you can just have a straw and sip the posts

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hollyhoppet wrote

the answer to each of these questions is “nothing”

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devtesla wrote

we use the 0 SEO method for zero traffic

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flabberghaster OP wrote

Im gonna make us the number one result for anyone who searches "best veggie dumplings Philadelphia" and no one can stop me

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emma wrote (edited )

i walk into google hq with a spray bottle and spray water in their faces until they give us a better ranking

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