the thing is sandwich is too culturolinguistically important to have it be abbreviated

Not to me, there's nothing too sacred to be abbreft.

i'll give it a try but be warned it'll be tough for it to beat out "sammiches" for me

in british slang and sometimes here in new zealand (idk about elsewhere) people call sandwiches "sarnies". i think its more of an older person thing though. not sure i agree with the practice but it is what it is

Really, Flab? nothing is too sacred to be abbreft? What about YOU?!

this is a good idea

Thank you, that's all I ask

Especially me!