The real reason why the pyramids were made is because it made all weed on earth much stronger. When they eventually fade into nothingness weed will suck once again.

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yenguardian wrote on July 26, 2023 at 11:08 PM

Which is why I'm going to run for president. My campaign platform will be focused on constructing additional pyramids so that we won't have to rely on ancient structures for our weed. I imagine that the extra pyramids will make weed even stronger, so I think we should build as many pyramids as possible to try and reach the ganja singularity.

cute_spider wrote on July 27, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Right now there are two state-led efforts to build similar structures. Oregon governor Tina Kotek has pledged to build two pyramids before the end of her next term, and Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has broken ground on a series of ziggurats. Will your federal pyramid program attempt to incorporate those existing projects and do you expect that you'll be able to bridge the partisan divide to build support for the Georgia project?

voxpoplar wrote on July 27, 2023 at 1:18 PM

what about pyramid head?

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on July 27, 2023 at 4:06 PM

getting head and suckling a joint what can I say

oolong wrote on July 27, 2023 at 2:10 AM

they were built top to bottom, saw it on bbc