Submitted by twovests in just_post (edited )

  • dae feel a complete reframing of time by your 20s questionmark born in the 90s and the past feels closer than it ever was. (cw colonization, columbus, a graphic description, aging)
  • i'm transtransgender (i am trans but assigned cis)
  • Reddit Bangers
  • The Surveillance Thermocline and A Scanner Darkly, by someone who Does Not Know what a Thermocline Is and Only Saw the Movie
  • thinking about the best games of all time. we need a new word for that
  • Untitled
  • when i was a kid i thought bi erasure was hilarious and ludicrous. (CW abuse mention)
    • note: i swear this makes sense. i swear im not biphobic!!
    • actually re-reading this, it does not make sense. i simply thought "bi people don't exist" was such a ludicrous worldview. i did use 700 words to explain that
  • Harry Potter 8
  • Loss, Lossless, Lossy
  • MAGAGABOT 3000
  • Ronald Reagan and the Amulet of Gender: Review Megathread
  • "Solomonoff's Third Seal, Broken" and "The Obsidian Coloseum"
  • Very Short Stories
    • this one was an empty file LOL
  • Prologe - The 'Animal Crossing Community' case study.
  • Gendest Theory
  • Gender Theory 2
  • one of my "unposted posts" from the deep vault with five tips on pooping better: "I really think an untapped luxury market is in bowel movements. (CW for very very personal discussions about pooping and whatnot)"
  • The Legend of Zelda - Mountain Egg, Crack and Sing
    • link and zelda and ganon are trans in this one btw. ..
  • Dave: Inquire as to Roxy's gender
  • (Longdraft) Metroid Prime the Miracle Videogame
  • About free speech
  • An Open Letter to President Biden
  • Batman movie review of the first 10 minutes. (Spoilers)
  • big bite mouth full
    • this one's content is just "big bite mouth full". apparently i wrote this april of last year
  • Entering a half or double basis domain, unshielded, you'd slowly start to turn to the host frequency
  • An Extremely Brief List of Unposted Posts
  • An Uncommented Comment

also

  • how i make my very good posts (CW: mental illness, suicidal ideation, drug abuse, sleep paralysis, dissociative disorder, software opinions, childhood sexual abuse)
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neku wrote

how, pray tell, might one have a Luxury Bowel Movement

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twovests OP wrote

  1. shaving
  2. fiber
  3. bidet
  4. lubrication. (this one i learned by accident but i am miffed nobody else told me about it)
  5. squatty-potty
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neku wrote

lubrication?!

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twovests OP wrote

a friend of mine got deep into dermatology and said i should treat myself to moisturizing my skin

some brandname cream i forget, plus a mixture of jojoba and coconut oil

but i also found the oil to work well with shaving cream, too. and so, in the course of performing step 1, i had discovered step 5

what came to pass was the best bowel movement of my life

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neku wrote

to be honest that does sound like a premium experience.

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voxpoplar wrote

I think that you should post these

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