We need to hire an SEO expert to get google to go away

robots.txt:

fuck offf

this sounds exactly like something someone who needs Carbon Fiber Car Parts would say

it's a 5d chess move by the owners of crouton.net

zero clue but I believe our links are not page ranked so it's entirely useless to them

If I google Flabberghaster, below all the links to some band by that name, I do find my own jstpst profile.

Our pages are on Google, what I meant was that links out from our website don't increase a site's page rank. Google (used to?) look at how often a site gets linked to from other websites and those sites got a higher rank, so what spammers are looking for are a way to pretend that a site is genuinely linking to them to get a higher page rank. We've told google "don't use these links to increase page rank" tho tbh that probably doesn't do much Lol

Oh, I knew about how page rank works but I didn't know you could disable it without just doing a blanket nofollow

as the wheel of time turns so too does the rate of spammers ebb and flow. like the tides they will fade ere long

......hopefully

I can't help but read this to the tune of ice cream paint job

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