Submitted by hollyhoppet in ask
if you're ambidextrous either choose one hand or you can shoot from both hands, but the same fluids for each hand
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WRETCHEDSORCERESS wrote
Long ago I made a d666 table for various fluids to be found in d&d style alchemy jugs. I will roll on this table to determine what fluids I get. Please excuse me for being a fluid anarchist at time of making the table
Pinky: Heavy Cream
Ring: Olive Oil (hell yeah yhell yeah hell yeahfgh)
Middle: Carbonated water (HELL YEAHGFH)
Index: Oil Paint
Thumb: Molten Silver
nomorepie wrote
Thumb - vodka. I had to include some kind of alcohol if only for mixing purposes, plus I feel it's the most versatile booze.
Pointer - water (clean, cold, potable) This Queen needs no explanation.
Middle - Lighter fluid. Many uses and I find it funny to have a flaming middle finger.
Ring - most awkward finger to hold out by itself, at least for me. Would be a liquid I would need rarely. Prosecco, maybe.
Little - espresso. Once again no explanation needed. Imagine the little finger extended over a tiny espresso cup shooting out piping hot coffee. Prego!
Dogmantra wrote
In order from thumb to little finger on my right hand:
- potable room temperature water (always have fresh clean water to drink!)
- potable boiling water (no more waiting or using energy for kettles and so on)
- coca cola from a room temperature can (my favourite beverage and way to drink it, on the middle finger because it's sticking a middle finger up to the coca cola corporation by getting it for free)
- helium (gases are fluids too! help solve any helium shortages and also gain access to a cool party trick [squeaky voice on demand] ring finger because I don't see myself using this one all that often and that's the most uncomfortable one to use)
- acrylic paint thinning medium (sounds like a good idea but I've only ever used water, would like to experiment with it but it's expensive and I could just get new colours for the money)
rain wrote
Hmm…..
- pointer finger: water - life sustaining, fire suppressing and non lethal defense
- middle finger: liquid tungsten: primary weapon and heat source at a minimum of 3400 degrees celsius
- ring finger: liquid gold: money, backup emergency heat source
- pinky finger: liquid oxygen: source of intense cold, emergency breathing air
- thumb: does oatmeal count as liquid? Anyway something to be able to feed myself/others in an emergency, even if it’s just a protein shake
hollyhoppet OP wrote
as a mayo hater this is so cursed to me
hollyhoppet OP wrote
btw my five are, from thumb to pinky: coca-cola, industrial silicone lubricant, 2% cow's milk (cold), potable water, and lava.
twovests wrote
I used to be a mayonnaise hater and then something inside of me flipped honestly
hollyhoppet OP wrote
that's me with pickles
twovests wrote
say... you know what creamy tangy emulsified sauce might be a good compliment for the sour saltiness of the pickle?
neku wrote (edited )
index finger: blood (not my own)
middle/ring/pinky: ice cold water
thumb: deadly neurotoxin