probably suck someone off to completion Submitted by twovests on October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM 5 comments 5
You Could: Download and use Signal, and get your friends to too signal.org Submitted by twovests on January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM 4 comments 3
you could give yourself a stomach ulcer Submitted by oolong on September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM 2 comments 4
You could just change your underwear mid-day Submitted by cute_spider_turtle_emoji on August 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM 2 comments 6
mix condensed milk and instant coffee into a small amount of warm water, then add ice to make cheap and convenient iced lattes Submitted by skookin on April 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM 1 comment 7
you could clock out in the middle of the rush and leave the building, never to be seen again Submitted by skookin on December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM 1 comment 9
You could buy all the sleeping bags from Goodwill and bring them to your local unhoused advocacy org Submitted by twovests on December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM 1 comment 5
familiarize yourself with your local native plants and invasive species, and encourage natives while discouraging invasives Submitted by skookin on March 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM (edited on March 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM) No comments 5
you could read trashy romance novels on company time Submitted by oolong on August 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM No comments 12
you could have the same tab open several times Submitted by oolong on August 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM No comments 7
You Could: Download and use Signal, and get your friends to too