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engage in an offline hobby

Submitted by hollyhoppet on April 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM

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mix condensed milk and instant coffee into a small amount of warm water, then add ice to make cheap and convenient iced lattes

Submitted by skookin on April 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM

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go to bed on time

Submitted by hollyhoppet on March 25, 2026 at 7:37 AM

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familiarize yourself with your local native plants and invasive species, and encourage natives while discouraging invasives

Submitted by skookin on March 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM (edited on March 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM)

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You Could: Download and use Signal, and get your friends to too

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Submitted by twovests on January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM

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you could clock out in the middle of the rush and leave the building, never to be seen again

Submitted by skookin on December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM

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You could buy all the sleeping bags from Goodwill and bring them to your local unhoused advocacy org

Submitted by twovests on December 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM

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probably suck someone off to completion

Submitted by twovests on October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM

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you could give yourself a stomach ulcer

Submitted by oolong on September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM

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You could just change your underwear mid-day

Submitted by cute_spider_turtle_emoji on August 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM

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you could read trashy romance novels on company time

Submitted by oolong on August 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM

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you could have the same tab open several times

Submitted by oolong on August 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM

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you could stay up way past your bed time

Submitted by hollyhoppet on May 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM

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you could swallow wrong and get some saliva in your trachea, then spend the next 1.5 hours coughing even though it all came up already

Submitted by cowloom on May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM

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you could kiss kiss fall in love

Submitted by oolong on April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM

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you could stretch your legs right after waking up, and give yourself a charley horse

Submitted by cowloom on March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM

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You could create a Coliseum of sorts where children get brain damage. It is very very important they are proud of that brain damage for their life, and make their children do it too. Make it a "Boys Only" club too

Submitted by twovests on March 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM (edited on March 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM)

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you could watch glass onion tomorrow

Submitted by hollyhoppet on March 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM (edited on March 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM)

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you could poison yourself with tea tree oil again

Submitted by oolong on March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM

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You Could: [CW car problems]

Submitted by twovests on February 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM (edited on February 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM)

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[USA] You could set your tax withholdings to zero. Pay your 2025 taxes in 2026, if the IRS is still around.

Submitted by twovests on February 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM

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you could watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 on your first date night

Submitted by cowloom on January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM

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you could have gingivitis

Submitted by oolong on January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM

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you could wake up at 5am

Submitted by oolong on January 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM

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get a new rim for your bike

Submitted by flabberghaster on January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM

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