new genders just dropped Submitted by twovests on December 2, 2022 at 10:51 PM in just_post No comments 8
python progammers say the most horrendous and perplexing things while gesturing to their computer. like "i hate pandas" or "i wish this were julia" or "let's go to the jupiter lab" Submitted by twovests on December 1, 2022 at 10:46 PM in just_post No comments 7
just post is the very best place.... (EDIT) aww, i was trying to get the ﷽ off the front page by writing the Just Post lyrics. But then what am i met with? An error: "You cannot post more. Wait a while before trying again." Submitted by twovests on November 30, 2022 at 6:54 PM in just_post (edited on November 30, 2022 at 7:03 PM) 1 comment 6
.... the very best place to post! Submitted by twovests on November 30, 2022 at 6:53 PM in just_post No comments 7
would anyone pay $400 yearly for a jstpst digest where all the posts are printed on a newspaper and hidden somewhere obscure, where it will likely never be found before it quickly decomposes? Submitted by twovests on November 30, 2022 at 4:13 PM in just_post 4 comments 11
with all the ﷽posting going on, i am free to type whatever longform titles i want here. the squacky wheel gets the grease but the longest post gets the boot. proud to not have the longest posts Submitted by twovests on November 30, 2022 at 2:47 PM in jstpst2 (edited on November 30, 2022 at 3:10 PM) No comments 6
an incomplete list of masculine urges left over from my assigned gender Submitted by twovests on November 29, 2022 at 2:24 PM in just_post (edited on November 29, 2022 at 2:30 PM) No comments 6
POST STATUS MAXIMUM. remember to post to charge santa claus! Submitted by twovests on November 29, 2022 at 1:11 AM in just_post No comments 7
fun fact! submission titles can be 300 characters long. that is more than a tweet. even better? you don't need to waste those characters on a URL. and you get body text. that's pretty good siri send post crouton.net Submitted by twovests on November 21, 2022 at 3:56 PM in just_post 2 comments 12
unposted comment from a reddit comment thread Submitted by twovests on November 20, 2022 at 4:17 PM in just_post No comments 5
say what you will about elon musk, he did the impossible: get people to use Mastodon Submitted by twovests on November 16, 2022 at 9:27 PM in just_post 4 comments 9
i hope the fbi agent watching this site thinks our posts are funny Submitted by twovests on November 16, 2022 at 3:20 PM in just_post 3 comments 6
christian mythology is so boring. why didn't jesus have a magic hammer? why didn't he kill his dad? makes u think Submitted by twovests on November 14, 2022 at 2:51 PM in just_post 4 comments 7
fans of most nintendo games: "The remake better not change ANYTHING." meanwhile, fans of Super Mario Sunshine: "Please change or remove this part, this part, this part, this part, and this part. This part especially." Submitted by twovests on November 11, 2022 at 3:02 AM in killallgames 3 comments 8
assassins creed pumps out a detailed thorough brand new AAA game every year or two. charge only $60 for it. then it's 50% off in 8 months. but i know nobody who plays the game. makes you wonder Submitted by twovests on November 10, 2022 at 2:34 AM in just_post 3 comments 6
"trans agenda"?? don't they know the plan is to trans EVERY genda?? Submitted by twovests on November 7, 2022 at 2:33 PM in just_post 2 comments 10
i'm so happy i grew up in the real golden age of gaming Submitted by twovests on November 6, 2022 at 2:53 PM in killallgames 4 comments 6
jstpst is an acronym. let's spell it together Submitted by twovests on November 5, 2022 at 8:46 PM in just_post (edited on November 5, 2022 at 8:47 PM) 7 comments 7
how can capitalism be "bad" if profit-focused corporate values are occasionally lined up with my personal values? we would NEVER have had the LIFECHANGING JUICERO without CAPITALISM!! Submitted by twovests on November 5, 2022 at 7:33 PM in just_post No comments 8
Mars clarifies that the "3 Musketeers" candy does not refer to the 1844 French Historical novel. They're actually a firing squad, and they will be debuting the "Mars Candy Cinematic Universe" Submitted by twovests on November 4, 2022 at 4:31 PM in just_post No comments 7
indiana jones clown AU. who's ur OC? (nobody can take INDIANA JOKES though) Submitted by twovests on November 4, 2022 at 1:39 PM in just_post (edited on November 4, 2022 at 1:39 PM) 2 comments 7
im a tech bro and i hate diversity and inclusion! grrrr! haha hey rust looks pretty good. why am i hearing about it just now in 2022? wow i love how good the documentation is. wow EVERYONE who works on rust is trans? Submitted by twovests on November 4, 2022 at 2:44 AM in just_post (edited on November 4, 2022 at 2:44 AM) 11 comments 6
"nope" is a good movie Submitted by twovests on November 1, 2022 at 3:45 AM in just_post 4 comments 6