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i absolutely demolished the company i did consulting work for. here's how.

Submitted by emma on April 20, 2023 at 3:28 PM in yourpersonalblog (edited on April 20, 2023 at 3:40 PM)

9 comments

remember to factory reset any devices you sell. found something VERY embarrassing on a second-hand device i bought a year ago

Submitted by emma on April 4, 2023 at 11:58 PM in just_post

7 comments

How to Crash SM64 Using a Pendulum (Commentated)

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Submitted by emma on April 2, 2023 at 10:25 PM in killallgames

1 comment

does anyone else remember how windows xp made you enter wifi passwords twice? i think more OSes and devices should make it more annoying to go online, especially if the user is british

Submitted by emma on April 1, 2023 at 1:34 PM in just_post

2 comments

In order to check for spam efficiently, Postmill will match post content against giant regular expressions up to 32,766 bytes in length comprised of the spam phrases and patterns added by the admins. Here's how one such regex looks.

Submitted by emma on March 29, 2023 at 6:58 PM in spam_zone

4 comments

my electric heater died today

Submitted by emma on March 26, 2023 at 2:30 AM in yourpersonalblog (edited on March 26, 2023 at 2:32 AM)

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jstpst.net improvement idea

Submitted by emma on March 26, 2023 at 12:55 AM in just_post

7 comments

i read about utf-16 surrogate pairs and it ruined the rest of my day

Submitted by emma on February 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM in just_post

2 comments

all roads will lead to Bing

Submitted by emma on February 23, 2023 at 8:52 PM in just_post

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in 2025, stackoverflow will oust the moderators that made their community hostile to newcomers. the former mods will buy a small internet forum called jstpst.net and begin locking posts that are "juicero-based" and "aren't good fits for a site where you just post"

Submitted by emma on February 21, 2023 at 5:20 PM in just_post

5 comments

Hot Single In Your Area

jstpst.net

Submitted by emma on February 8, 2023 at 2:52 AM in spam_zone

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in 2016, gmail added a button that sends a gif of a minion dropping a microphone. in 2023, jstpst should add a button that sends a gif of a minion dropping a juicero.

Submitted by emma on January 31, 2023 at 4:24 PM in just_post

2 comments

bootleg juicero

indiegogo.com

Submitted by emma on January 24, 2023 at 2:47 PM in just_post

5 comments

when i need to search through technical documentation, and i click the search bar and it says "Search by Algolia", that's when i know i will not find the answers i'm looking for

Submitted by emma on January 23, 2023 at 1:09 PM in just_post

5 comments

petition to put this 88x31 gif in the footer

cyber.dabamos.de

Submitted by emma on January 23, 2023 at 12:26 AM in just_post

1 comment

i've decided to get a microwave oven

Submitted by emma on January 14, 2023 at 11:10 PM in yourpersonalblog

3 comments

twilight princess hd review

Submitted by emma on January 11, 2023 at 2:21 AM in just_post

2 comments

finally, my inbox has been graced by some good fucking spam

Submitted by emma on January 5, 2023 at 8:42 PM in spam_zone

2 comments

when shinji is told to pilot the eva and save earth from the angels or whatever, the weight he felt on his shoulders is the exact same as when elasticsearch goes down in production and my bosses tell me i'm the only one in the company who can fix it

Submitted by emma on December 19, 2022 at 10:14 AM in just_post

1 comment

developer DESTROYS performance guru

Submitted by emma on November 8, 2022 at 11:57 AM in programming

1 comment

what's the point of plastic film on food packaging that you're meant to peel away, when it either requires super-human strength to start the peel, or the little tab thingy is so weak it breaks right off? i can't believe the dinosaurs died for this

Submitted by emma on November 5, 2022 at 10:45 PM in just_post

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macOS Ventura review

Submitted by emma on November 2, 2022 at 9:22 PM in just_post

7 comments

Anakin's sand rant, but it's about clumping kitty litter

Submitted by emma on November 1, 2022 at 9:44 AM in just_post

2 comments

my work is being reviewed by a self-proclaimed scalability expert, and now i'm wishing i hadn't walked back on killing my career over the transphobia incident that happened last month which would have left me unable to pay my mortgage

Submitted by emma on October 31, 2022 at 9:47 PM in just_post

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November is Very Bad Disease Awareness Month. To help spread awareness, the SPONSOR OF THIS POST is selflessly offering a 10% discount on merchandise that raises awareness of Very Bad Disease (and also of their brand). Click to get your discount code!

Submitted by emma on October 28, 2022 at 2:52 PM in just_post

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