cute_spider_ni_srsly
cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote
It's sad but it's overdue. Hedgehog.
signed: cute_spider
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Reply to jest pest: the site for funny little insects by ___
cute_spider!!
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Reply to update from tumblr: I'm seeing so many accounts that I never unfollowed but that have been inactive for YEARS suddenly waking back to life, it's surreal. the migration is real. by toasthaste
I should try to join Tumblr again even though I've never resonated with it.
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Reply to What do you think would happen if all the porn in the world disappeared this very second? by Cleariam
I think a lot of people would be very relieved that their pics are finally scrubbed from the internet, and then a lot of people who make money from porn would carry on as normal since they just continuously create that stuff
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Reply to so apparently "frowning" being an expression of the mouth is actually just an american thing by ___
Americans: ☹🙁☹😦🙁☹🙁
Rest of the world: 😐😑😐😐😑😑😐😑
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Reply to comment by ___ in christian mythology is so boring. why didn't jesus have a magic hammer? why didn't he kill his dad? makes u think by twovests
Yeah the network really wanted a prestige drama
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Reply to fans of most nintendo games: "The remake better not change ANYTHING." meanwhile, fans of Super Mario Sunshine: "Please change or remove this part, this part, this part, this part, and this part. This part especially." by twovests
Please remake Super Mario Sunshine but in an arctic environment where it is night 20 hours of the day and leave everything else EXACTLY THE SAME.
cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote
how is my technique?
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Reply to what is your fav iced tea? by oolong
I like it when they mix in grapefruit. I had a grapefruit oolong tea that was really good.
obvs I continue to bias towards oolong in my real life thanks to you.
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cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote (edited )
Bonkerz, the Nazi scientist driven mad in his quest to uncover the secrets of Jesus's "Neverending Bread and Fish and Scarf" trick.
(in this universe jesus not just fed the masses but also clothed them in miles long technicolor scarf)
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Reply to comment by twovests in beavis and butthead is actually good by twovests
Daria is not satire, life really was like that in the nineties
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Reply to i have a confession to make by hollyhoppet
BEANS NOT LEAVES
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Reply to beavis and butthead is actually good by twovests
I've been on a big Daria kick lately and King of the Hill is a perennial favorite of mine, but I never quite clicked with Beavis and Butthead.
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Reply to “ok computer. generate ursula k leguin short story about femboys. 8000 words. hugo finalist 2039. new york times best seller. erotic thriller.” by twovests
"Do not use the letter 'e'"
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Acidic soda pop should contain fluoride by cute_spider_ni_srsly
I think that would make it taste bad??
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Teallegation
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Reply to This website is in dire need of easy-to-accidentally-perform keyboard shortcuts that result in destructive or embarrassing interactions, and which are not possible to disable by emma
Also for real: this site needs to get a slight adjustment such that when I press tab after writing a post it highlights Submit rather than Syntax reference.
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Reply to This website is in dire need of easy-to-accidentally-perform keyboard shortcuts that result in destructive or embarrassing interactions, and which are not possible to disable by emma
I like it when I press the s key and it saves the post and I have no idea where it saves the post to!
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in As an Atlanta resident, I don't have water by cute_spider_ni_srsly
But for real I am quietly proud that "Unfiltered Atlanta Municipal Tap" is considered upper-mid tier bottled water.
I know it's 100% marketing but still
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in As an Atlanta resident, I don't have water by cute_spider_ni_srsly
No it's very drinkable, that's why they put it into bottles and sell it around the nation.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Petition to officially rename "heb hob"s to "hedge hogs" by flabberghaster
Yeah but there's only like a cup of fluid left there, we can put up a bucket