cute_spider_ni_srsly OP wrote on March 15, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Reply to comment by neku in In internet Zoom meetings, I like to have my webcam on while everybody is waiting for everybody to join and such, and then turn my camera off when people start to really talk about business by cute_spider_ni_srsly

I don't want to pressure them into showing their face I just want to show off mine

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 14, 2022 at 3:02 PM

Reply to PSA to those in the US and Canada: Daylight saving time starts tonight by hollyhoppet

Someone pointed out that we, as a society, could absolutely have set daylight savings to churn over at 4PM on Friday instead of midnight on Saturday and I haven't been able to get that thought out of my head.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 9, 2022 at 3:42 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster

Juicera, Juicere, Juiceri, Juicero, Juiceru, and sometimes Juicery

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 9, 2022 at 3:41 PM

Reply to comment by neku in Let's invest in a time share by flabberghaster

I've started making financial gains so unless one of ya'll have big debts we should be doing okay.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 9, 2022 at 4:53 AM

Reply to Let's invest in a time share by flabberghaster

no i still think we should buy a sheep farm

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 8, 2022 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster

Did he turn out to be weird and gross? I can't remember at this point.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 3, 2022 at 5:05 PM

Reply to We heard your criticisms and we listened. Introducing the all new, gender inclusive, Juicerx! by flabberghaster

Are you implying I could have owned a feminine "Juicera" this whole time??

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 2, 2022 at 4:44 PM

Reply to Eating Potatoes Is Patriotic: State, Market, and the Common Good in Contemporary China by oolong

I ate a potato for dinner two nights ago but I didn't feel particularly patriotic. I think maybe I added too much butter?

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 1, 2022 at 10:25 PM (edited on March 1, 2022 at 11:49 PM)

Reply to comment by neku in a libertarian, a lesbian, a librarian, a liberian, a liberal, and a linguist walk into a bar by twovests

saw this and i was like "oh no did I accidentally make up a word that already exists and posted something wrong?" *googles*

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on March 1, 2022 at 7:12 PM

Reply to a libertarian, a lesbian, a librarian, a liberian, a liberal, and a linguist walk into a bar by twovests

if you lock the bar and shake it until the inhabitants form into one being, they become a lubililarilian.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on February 24, 2022 at 7:01 PM

Reply to A good tactic to secretly insult someone is to call them "butty" instead of buddy. They'll think you mean friend but you really mean ass. by flabberghaster

you can also secretly complement somebody by calling them a buddyhole, but that's not really a good tactic.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on February 21, 2022 at 3:45 PM

Reply to don't forget to don't forget me by oolong

I think about you every time I get tea now that I buy oolong tea

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on February 17, 2022 at 4:02 PM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Why do we even have toes by flabberghaster

Yeah but to aliens we'd look weird.

cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote on February 14, 2022 at 6:09 PM

Reply to Meet the Guy Who Went Viral for Explaining How NFTs Are a Bullshit 'Poverty Trap' by Moonside

I watched the entire video and YouTube still recommends it to me daily. I kind of wonder if someone at YT decided to give that video ten thousand algorithm points just for the sake of humanity.